Hillary Clinton Talks Jive!

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll learn jive when you hear...
Hillary Clinton Talk Jive!

Al Gore Syndrome By Proxy

Have you heard about the scary mental health problem sweeping the left and lib***ls...

Al Gore Syndrome By Proxy.

Yes, in the exciting world of mental health professionals this is the newest condition to be recognized by The Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders: DSM-V.

• Do you know someone who makes grandiose but false statements about their so-called achievements? They could be suffering from Al Gore Syndrome By Proxy, or Algorp for short...

• Do you know someone who believes apocolyptic nightmare scenarios about the end of the world that only they can prevent? They could be suffering from Algorp...

• Do you know someone who hears voices telling them that theiy are always right in whatever they say, and that people who oppose them have to be "eliminated"? Then they could be suffering from Algorp...

The good news is that this mental disorder can be controlled by plenty of bedrest in a controlled environment, such as a rubber room, restrained in a straight jacket, wearing one of those neat Hannibal Lecter masks.

O'Donnell: classic Borderline Personality Disorder

Rosie O'Donnell has gone -- and in more ways than one. Sad to say, Rosie O'The Hutt seems to exhibit a classic case of Borderline Personality Disorder...

In the Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders: DSM-IV, BPD is characterized as:

• Instability in one's relationships

• Poor impulse control

• Volatileaffect

• Self-image that fluctuates between emtpy depair and grandiosity

• Black and white thinking

• Self-mutilation

While it doesn't specifically mention hanging upside down as a bat, I have it feeling that falls under the self-mutilation section.