The madness of King Georgy Boy
On the January 18, 2010, edition of ABC's Good Morning America, a panicked George Stephanopoulos whined to White House correspondent Jake Tapper:
“You have top Democrats like Barney Frank of Massachusetts who said flatly if Martha Coakley, the Democrat, loses, health care is dead. So what kind of planning is the White House doing right now for backup? What's their Plan B?”Plan 9 From Outta Ya Mind... written and directed by Obama Woodenhead.
That's the Obama plan.
If the Glover don't fit, you can convict... of stupidity.
One of my favorite luvvie* lefty loons is Danny Glover. There isn't a commie thug dictator this supreme oaf doen't have a hard on for.
Usually it is impossible to parody the inanities that tumble from his mouth when he's off-script; but even Danny Boy surpassed himself when opining about the Haiti earthquake being caused by GLOBAL WARMING!
Glover told an GRITtv (who they? Ed.) that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations, quote:
"I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happened to Haiti is the threat that could happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know. They're all in peril because of global warming, they're all in peril because of climate change and all of this.... "You know what I'm saying?" Err, no actually... I have no idea what you are saying. But for your minor amusement here are the:
When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now."
TOP NINE THINGS DANNY GLOVER ALSO BLAMES ON GLOBAL WARMING
9. Carrot Top.
8. Conan O'Brien losing the Tonight Show.
7. Erectile Dysfunction in his best "friend".
6. The failure of socialism and communism wherever they have been imposed.
5. Rosie O'Donnell's increasing weight.
4. Obama's cratering poll numbers.
3. The current freezing cold weather all over the planet.
2. The reason he can't get a cab to stop for him in New York.That... and him being batpoop crazy, of course!
1. The death of his acting career.
*Luvvie is the mocking British slang for actors.
Swiss Cheese For Brains: Full Of Holes
No doubt you caught last Saturday’s CBS Evening News? Anchor Jeff Glor teased a story on Switzerland’s crypto-socialist health care system by wondering: "Could Switzerland’s health care be a model for America?"
He later introduced the segment by claiming that the Swiss system could be "a glimpse of what the U.S. health care system of the future might look like."
Sure, can't see any reason whatsover why the Swiss plan shouldn't work perfectly in the United States.
Well, maybe except for this teensie-weensie small problem. So tiny it's hardly worth mentioning really..
SWITZERLANDBut you know what else the Swiss are famous for? The Cuckoo Clock.
Total: 41,277 sq km
Area - comparative:
slightly less than twice the size of New Jersey
7,604,467 (July 2009 est.)
Total: 9,826,675 sq km
307,212,123 (July 2009 est.)
And that's exactly what this idiotic idea from CBS is: CUCKOO.
The Obama System Works As Intended
Remember when Janet Napolitano went on TV to proudly announce that a gung-ho Scott Beamer inspired Dutch passenger managing to subdue the Crotch bomber, and his exploding panties, proved that the system worked?
Then following universal derision, the day after went back on TV to say the system didn't work.
Well I'm here to tell you that Napolitano's FIRST statement that "the system worked" was CORRECT.
The Obama system, that is. It worked beautifully, and as intended. That is: incompetent, myopic and amateur.
This is exactly the type of result (and worse) to expect with crypto-Marxists and their loony leftist lackies in charge of intelligence and national security.
Are y'all kidding me? Anyone who thinks that the priority of the Obama administration is to "combat" terrorism isn't really paying attention. Or just doesn't care.
Their priorities are combating the CIA for fracks sake. Their priority is diminishing the US military.
How long has Nancy Pelosi been calling the CIA liars. How long have Democrats accused the CIA of plotting against them? How long has the Democrat Black Caucus been at war with the CIA.
Their priority is "understanding" the terrorists. Their priority is NOT a true national defense against these terrorists.
You can't spend all year threatening the CIA with prosecution and worse, then turn around and play all dumb when intelligence falls apart.
Excuse my French but these Democrats are lying effing scum.
Oh the President is all so somber when 8 CIA agents are blown apart.
He goes on TV, reads the Teleprompter with the instruction in parentheses LOOK SAD & SOMBER.
BUT this is the same President rabidly intent (via his crazy commie A.G. Holder), to humiliate the CIA in front of the world in some sort of show trial.
So Ms Napolitano, President Obama (and Democrats in congress) stop pissing on people and telling them its raining. It just won't wash.