January 24, 2009


Now that the Hopeless One has made a knee-jerk, totally politicized, un-nuanced leftist reaction to close Guantanamo Bay, and stop the War on Terror, he's gotten his crack team working on something really vital...

NEW NAMES to change the tone in Washington.

For instance, now America's and Bush's war on terror is over, according to the new President:
"our nation is at WAR with a FAR REACHING NETWORK of violence and hatred?"
Oh yeah? And who's running this "network"? NBC, ABC, CBS? The Mormons?

So here's a suggestion on renaming Gitmo. How about: Camelot/The Caribbean White House; or The Oval Office Southern Command. Spiffy huh?

Of course, Al-kayda is very excited that its Gitmo operatives will soon be back to their lawful Islamic activities of a terrorizin', a torturin' and a killin.' As such they've composed a little ditty to celebrate the one called Hussein:
If the Gimo’s a closin’, expect martyrs to be explodin’
But they are worried that the U.S. zionist pigs may have brainwashed them, as such they are establishing ...

1. We admitted we were powerless to influence the filthy Infidel, Christian, Jew, Hindu, and that slacker jerk at Blockbusters who always calls us dude while he smokes a reefer.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to oppressing women and hanging homosexuals from cranes.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of ALLAH as we understood Him to be one smokin’ hot mother.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the women of Hooters.

5. Admitted to ALLAH, to ourselves, and to other human beings (excluding the Jew sons of apes and pigs) the exact nature of our wrongs including our healthy obsession with DVD porn and re-runs of The View.

6. Were entirely ready to have ALLAH remove all these defects of character in others first.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings like: BO, large unsightly facial moles, tombstone teeth, and zits.

8. Made a list of all persons we wish to harm, and became willing to make jihad on their ass.

9. Made direct violent attacks to such people wherever possible, except when to do so wouldn't harm JEWS or other INFIDELS.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and, when we were wrong, promptly lied though our rotten teeth about it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with ALLAH as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of just how smokin’ are those 72 Virgins, do they (hopefully) include sisters, and is pizza readily available after?

12. Having had a 40 degree proof spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to crazy Mullahs, and to practice these principles in all our evil deeds, so help us Allah.
January 02, 2009


The hubris of Obama, and his slobbering acolytes, has reached a height to which we have seldom been privileged to witness in public.

The Office of the President Elect, being but a glorious manifestation of their hubris; and the cause of endless mocking amongst those of us still inclined to prick the pompous facade of the insufferably self-righteous.

In Greek tragedy this excessive pride or hubris was eventually punished by the Greek Goddess Nemesis.

Now the media hacks generally know what a creepy, thin-skinned, easily annoyed, and essentially unlikeable person Barack Obama is. He was very unpopular with the travelling Hack Corps during the campaign.

Of course, he had/has his homo-erotically charged camp followers, like Chris Matthews, Matt Lauer and others. And the female hackettes of a certain age all carry a spare set of metaphorical panties to throw at him Tom Jones style.

But generally one gets the impression that most, in their hearts, recognized a well-practised huckster when they saw one.

But the back-rub was this, the hacks are still Democrats to the core; and still wanted the extreme lefty Democrat elected.

A sort of forced "Support the mission, but not the troops' leader."

Will this last? And who, or what, will be Obama's nemesis. Will he fly, Icarus like, too near the New York Sun, and crash to ground under a barrage of actual journalism?

Maybe the late British Prime Minister, Harold McMillan gives us a clue. When asked by a journalist what was most likely to blow governments off course, he replied in typical laconic style: "Events dear boy, events."

Events are going to happen to the Obama administration, in buckets. They already are, because he is, after all, the President Elect, doncha know?

It hardly helps that one of the moustachioed faces of the new administration is also extremely unpleasant: David Axelrod, ugly on the inside and the outside.

A mordant face that launched a thousand shits in his own image. Easily annoyed, and visibly bristling at being asked even a half decent real question, Axelrod is ripe for an on-air confrontation in which he comes off the uber-jerk.

So it will be interesting to see whether the media finally realizes its job is Nemesis to Obama’s endless hubris.

Or maybe events themselves will be the nemesis, overwhelming the carefully constructed façade of “competence” that rests on a foundation of thin air, and white media complicity in not treating a black candidate with the same skepticism it treats white politicians?

(Sorry, but someone has to say the racial guilt that dare not speak its name.)

It may take a while, though. Let’s hope it happens in the first term at least.