January 16, 2010

If the Glover don't fit, you can convict... of stupidity.

One of my favorite luvvie* lefty loons is Danny Glover. There isn't a commie thug dictator this supreme oaf doen't have a hard on for.

Usually it is impossible to parody the inanities that tumble from his mouth when he's off-script; but even Danny Boy surpassed himself when opining about the Haiti earthquake being caused by GLOBAL WARMING!

Glover told an GRITtv (who they? Ed.) that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations, quote:
"I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happened to Haiti is the threat that could happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know. They're all in peril because of global warming, they're all in peril because of climate change and all of this....

When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now."
"You know what I'm saying?" Err, no actually... I have no idea what you are saying.  But for your minor amusement here are the:

TOP NINE THINGS DANNY GLOVER ALSO BLAMES ON GLOBAL WARMING
9. Carrot Top.
8. Conan O'Brien losing the Tonight Show.
7. Erectile Dysfunction in his best "friend".
6. The failure of socialism and communism wherever they have been imposed.
5. Rosie O'Donnell's increasing weight.
4. Obama's cratering poll numbers.
3. The current freezing cold weather all over the planet.
2. The reason he can't get a cab to stop for him in New York.That... and him being batpoop crazy, of course!
1. The death of his acting career.


*Luvvie is the mocking British slang for actors.

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