Obama gets his priorities right

NO-CLASS PROJECT:

March 25, 2009

11.00-12.00
Visit the Hollywood set of hit TV series Dirty Sexy Money. Nice.

12.00-12.45
Get autographs from Peter Krause (loved him in Six Feet Over) and Donald Sutherland who rocks in 24, though I disagree with torture.

13.00-15.00
Hit the gym with secret service spotting weights for moi. What is it about sweaty, muscled men that brings out innocent back-slapping comaraderie.

15.00-17.00
Pickup basketball game with Cabinet. Yo -- am gonna kick that ballerina Emmanuel's pinky ass.

18.00-19.30
Meet with Teleprompter to receive next day's strategy. He's gotten his own blog, and is getting a bit big-headed.

20.00-22.00
Guest judge on American Idol. Might wear T-Shirt to show I'm more ripped than that very manly British dude.

JACK CAFFERTY: WORKING HIS RACIST TAIL OFF

Sometimes you just have to thank liberals for pointing out the obvious.

Until recently I would never have seen this, but by using the liberal special RACISM DECODER RING, all this racism becomes clear.

Let's take CNN's Jack Cafferty as a for instance.

On The Situation Room (3/17/09) Cafferty says:

“Whether it’s creating commissions for women and girls, ordering the investigation of President Bush’s use of signing statements, or jamming a huge stimulus package through Congress, the man is working his tail off."

Okay let's get past the risible, childish prattle about creating commissions for females. Jack oh Jack, that's the oldest trick in the book when politicians want to appear to be doing something instead of the bugger all that's actually going on.

No, I'm more interested in RACISM. The left's top obsession alongside sex and queers. (And YES one of my best friends is of the homosexual persuasion.)

Cafferty says on air that Obama is... "working his tail off."

Pretty innocent right? WRONG!

So Cafferty is saying that an African-American President has a "tail."

You know who else has a tail? A monkey.

So basically, isn't Cafferty really comparing the President to a monkey, with all the racial history that entails, no pun intended.

Now I know some of you conservatives may think come on Jack, that's nuts. Crazy talk.

But if the left teaches us ANYTHING, it's that you can see racism everywhere, if you really, really try.

Y'all have a good maccaca day now.

THE MOUSE THAT BORED

So the Lamey Show’s Jon Stewart (and his 100 pathologically unfunny writers) goes after a silly cable TV guy for lame stock picks; all watched by an audience smaller than the men in Larry Craig's bathroom.

Well let’s look at Stewart’s TWO YEAR, DAY IN DAY OUT STOCK PICK…

Barack Obama.

Mmmm, putting on stoopid unfunny Stewart face…

Yes… yes Jon… you’ve spent the past two years pushing your failed stock pick: Obama. Sucking up, defending, carrying his urine, attacking conservatives.

So when somebody in the televised media has the effrontery to go after YOUR stock pick…

Well then, that cannot be allowed to stand, can it… Mr Eff You?

Isn’t THAT the real reason for your week long assault on a fairly unknown CNBC cable guy?

Like the vast majority of the whole of America, the only Kramer I've ever heard of is a fictional character in a show about nothing. (Rather like your show.)

But I am sure this Cramer runs a disclaimer at the end of his show emphasizing that his opinions are his own; and that you should not buy stocks and shares without taking independent advice from a financial expert.

Though you have to ask: who in their right mind buys stock on the advice of a guy on a cable TV show? A man whose shtick seems to consist of be hopping around like a nutjob. I'd rather take advice from George Kostanza.

Of course, there is a whole cult of people who invested in a guy who redefines cool-dumb down. These Loony Obamatoons all based their pick on relentless stock advice on the Democrat shilled Networks, and on cable TV shows like the Lamey Show.

Thanks Stewart. You did your small bit (audience 1.4 million) to get Obama selected, thus irrefutably proving my clever observation that in the Obama administration: DUMB IS THE NEW SMART.

Unfortunately the whole world has to suffer for that piss-poor stock pick.