April 30, 2008

The First Barack President of the...
Harvard Law Review

Now with the greatest respect, I imagine anyone can be a community organizer and/or social worker, if they really set their mind to it. You certainly don't need to have attended Columbia and Harvard.

But not everyone could clerk for, say, a stellar, gold standard Federal judge; and especially a US Supreme Court justice. You have to be really over-qualified and over-bright to do that. I mean, super-nova, about 0.01% of us, I guess.

Perhaps you have to go to Harvard, study law, and become President of the Harvard Law Review. They only have one a year, so I'm thinking that has to be pretty prestigious, elite position that carries clout in any Judicial clerkship you may seek. Puts you at #1 in the interview stakes.

Now if that man also happened to be the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, man... that HAS to be a home run.

Now we know Obama has bought into this activist judiciary. It's a means of gaining the nebulous concept of social justice, simply by the conceit of bypassing the legislature, thereby making the U.S. constitution mean what ever you have decided it means.

I think that's a crock, myself, as do all conservatives.. but Obama believes this liberal litmus test hook, line and clunker.

So you would think he might have concluded back then, that taking this route would be a much better option to effect the bogus change he apparently seeks. But instead he chose to start out as a most-anyone-can-do-it community organizer whose overall impact would be very minor, to be very kind.

So why didn't this smart, ambitious, highly-qualified HLR President follow the path of legal excellence?

Interesting question, no?

And imagine how beneficial for all of us had Obama clerked for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas?
April 23, 2008

al-Qaida #2 slams Rosie O'Donnell over 9/11

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - in an audiotape released Tuesday, Osama bin Laden's chief deputy accused Rosie O'Donnell of trying to discredit the Sunni al-Qaida terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that President Bush, neo-cons, the Illuminati, the Masons, the Shriners, and Israel were behind the Sept. 11 attacks...

One of the questioners asked about these conspiracy theories that have circulated in the Middle East and elsewhere claiming others were behind the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
"The purpose of this lie is clear... To suggest that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it." he said.
A clearly emotional Al-Zawahri went on to say he stopped watching The View after he heard Rosie O'Donnell make her outrageous claims live on air "(that) fire has never melted steel.... Gulf of Tonkin people, google it."
"After a hard day's terrorizing I looked forward to kicking back and watching The View. That El-Izabeth Hasselbeck (pbuh) is one hot mama. And Barbara Walters is one sexy MILF -- or maybe GGILF. Grrrrrrrr.

I used to think Rosie O'Donnell would make a perfect addition to my harem with her ample charms and child-bearing hips. But now I understand she is clearly a Jewess in the pay of the Shiites. Fire does melt steel you Zionist dumkopf."
Ms O'Donnell declined to comment for this article.

Nora Ephron: Deep Clot is Clueless In Washington

Ace political analyst, and Oscar nominated screenwriter, Nora Ephron is a tolerant liberal. As such she’s very comfortable at making trite generalizations based on her stereotyping of a whole class of people.

Now I don’t want to get into a whole...should people who look like Secretariat really be making gratuitous insults against others. That’s a generalization, but you decide.

Nora is famous for writing a few movies in which the number of leading black faces can be counted on the fingers of a handless man. That is: ZERO.
When White Harry Met Pale Sally... Blackless in Seattle... You've Got White Male... Bewhited......
But that’s not even my main point. You notice Nora’s impeccable circular logic that so befits a liberal. The “when did you stop beating your wife” question?

So no matter which candidate the white male registered Democrat votes for, it is irrelevant. If it's Obama, then they are a misogynist. If it’s Clinton, then they are a racist. Heads you lose, tails you lose again white scumbag!

So being a white male means you can’t win. Except if you marry Nora. Like Carl Bernstein of Deep Throat fame, Nora’s second white husband.

Lecturing us recently about the whole Spitzer/hooker scandal, the effortlessly superior liberal Nora droned...
"Prostitution is a victimless crime..."
Back in 1986, Clueless in Washington (that would be Nora) had no idea her hubby was having an “affair” right under her nose with one of her best friends! That would be an also married British politician slash media whore. She was/is Margaret Jay – who also looked like a horse.

Ephron was pregnant with her second son, Max at the time. So traumatized was she when she found out what the whole of trendy Washington knew, Ephron delivered her baby son – sorry, I mean fetus son, prematurely as a result.

Maybe if she had two daughters she wouldn't be so cavalier about women selling their bodies for money as, oddly enough, news of HER husbands infidelity caused her so much emotional distress, her baby was born early.

Sure Nora... no victims here. Let's all move on.

Maybe that’s why she now has it in for racist and/or sexist white men. Apparently they are the bedrock of the Democrat Party! Who knew.
April 15, 2008

Obama insults his base: white billionaires

From our sister fake news blog comes this exclusive from the campaign trail.

Don’t expect the Main Stream Media, which is in the Dukakis tank for Obama, to cover this bombshell.
Senator Obama apologizes for calling rich, white, upper-classes "bitter"
Deepak Vijay Throwt, The Politiscum

Barack Obama's support amongst his core constituency of super-rich, guilt trippin' whites continued to fall after the release of a tape of him making critical comments about this elite group.

"You go into these small towns in the Hamptons, and a lot of elite enclaves near Martha’s Vineyard, the snobs have been here now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them.

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to Gucci or the religion of Manmade Global Warming; or antipathy to people who aren't like themselves: plumbers, poolboys, cops, troops, ordinary folks; or anti-gun sentiment; or anti-SUV sentiment, as a way to explain their frustrations."

An unnamed San Francisco billionaire, speaking on conditions of anonymity, told The Politiscum that he and his other rich chums were very upset at this blatant stereotyping.

"We... like, you know.. thought he was one of us. Okay, he is this ‘person of color’... but that's way cool to hip white dudes. Because most of us inherited our billions, and we all had off-white nannies and wet-nurses. My diaper changer was herself from ‘south of the border,’ and I loved that woman fierce, like she was my own mother. Till we had to get her deported for stealing food from us, to feed her eight kids living off of welfare. So we felt we could, like, relate to him as an ordinary person who served us in a hospitality capacity. I feel so betrayed. We all do." Mr A. Billionaire.

In the latest Rasmussen poll, taken the day after Obama's controversial comments, Clinton has gained support in Hyannisport. She now leads Obama 80% to 20% amongst the hyper-rich, who still remain the socio-economic group to attract for those who wish to buy the 2008 Presidential election.
April 11, 2008

No Earmark Left Behind

Have you noticed how so much in the news is now beyond parody because, well... it already reads as a parody?

In that vein, somewhere in a parallel looniverse, this story from our fake sister blog POLITISCUM, is actually happening.
Deepak Vijay Throwt, Senior Editor, Politiscum

Democrat party leaders are moving fast to improve the Democrat controlled Congress’s favorability rating amongst special interests, lobbyists, and crooks.

Party insiders have told Politiscum of a recent secret meeting between Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi at the Robert K. Byrd Memorial Bridge, Museum, & Brothel ($378 million earmark provision to the Armed Services Medical Security Act, 2003).

Apparently they agreed a joint House/Senate approach to the NO EARMARK LEFT BEHIND ACT to ensure our most precious resource: pork barrel spending through government funded programs.

Senate Majority leader Harry Reid says: “Bush’s illegal pre-emptive war against earmarks is lost. He needs to admit defeat, bring his troops home, and let the porking begin.”

In a statement House Speaker Pelosi said: “When the Founding Pilgrim Parents wrote our constitution thing, sometime in the 1500s, if I remember correctly from that University class I attended for half a semester, they guaranteed everyone would be happy forever thanks to the government giving WE THE PEEPS lots of stuff after “taxing the crap” from the rich evil descendents of George Three and his robber Barons, which for the purposes of social justice includes all those earning more than $30,000 a year."

House and Senate officers hope to start the legislative process in the ten day window between the never-ending Easter recess and the long summer vacations.
April 09, 2008

Jay Walking To Idiocy

Jay Rockefeller (DEMOCRAT) is one of those effortlessly snide, upper-crust dimwits, who never worked a day in his life in an actual job, and whose knowledge of the military was gained in the Corps... no, not the Marine Corps, but the PEACE CORPS!

So one is hardly suprised when this pompous jerk pops up to slam Senator John McCain (who I am sure thinks of Jay-Boy as a good buddy, but that's another topic...) on his chops in the military, yea those many moons ago.

"McCain was a fighter pilot, who dropped laser-guided missiles from 35,000 feet. He was long gone when they hit. What happened when they (the missiles) get to the ground? He doesn't know. You have to care about the lives of people. McCain never gets into those issues," Rockefeller said.
Good job this ARROGANT, ignorant buffoon inherited family money, else he'd be cleaning windshields at traffic lights using his own urine.

As others have pointed out, he can't even get his terminology right.

"fighter pilot" NO, McCain wasn't.

"dropping missiles" What a dumbass, missiles are launched or fired.

And here's a question I would love somebody in the MSM to ask the multi-millionaire patrician, brahmin Rockefeller...

What do you feel about the BOMBER pilots and crews who dropped millions of tons of munitions on Nazi Germany? Like Hollywood actor Jimmy Stewart?

What happened when those munitions hit Nazi Germany. Think any civilians died Jay? Think allied pilots should have been concerned, worried because they killed from a distance.

And where was Jay Rockefller when his draft dodging buddy Bill Clinton was bombing the crap out of Bosnia in August 1995? Funny you should ask because...

The Rockefellers have a ranch in the Grand Teton National Park in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Bill Clinton (a friend of Rockefeller) and his family spent their summer vacation in August, 1995, at the ranch.

Oddly enough that was EXACTLY the time Clinton browbeat and cajoled NATO into a massive bombing campaign in Bosnia & Herzegovina, to undermine the military capability of the Bosnian Serb Army, who had threatened and attacked UN-designated "safe areas" in Bosnia.

The air-op was carried out between 30 August and 20 September 1995, involving 400 aircraft and 5000 personnel from 15 nations. Oh -- and lots and lots of BOMBS dropped from 35,000 feet

Here's the thing though -- the Democrat establishment is now so far to the left, they think they really can mainstream their in-house anti-military rhetoric.

They cannot help themselves. And while polls show the prosecution of the Iraq conflict is now unpopular with a majority the electorate, Democrats still don't get that the military and their achievements remain very popular.

Hence there will be one of these bursts of truth every so often, as Democrats let slip what they REALLY think about the military and those who serve.

And have to apologize for speaking THEIR truth. And that helps McCain with CONSERVATIVES, thus increasing the likelihood he wins in November.
April 06, 2008

Charlton Heston, 1924-2008

"Take ya stinking paws offa me, ya damned dirty ape..."
God bless Charlton Heston. Devoted husband, father, and patriot.

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Iran: On The Sunni Side of the Street

Oh... the Shia gall of it.

A couple of weeks ago, under the prompting of his best bud Joe Lieberman (D-Semi Sane), Senator John McCain (R-Semi Detached) apologized for pointing out that SHIA Muslim Iran helps, trains and supports SUNNI Muslim al-Qaeda.

McCain seemed to think he "misspoke." He didn't.

Remember the 2004 Democrat Bible? The 9/11 Commission Report?

Those were the days when you could hit a hysterical Democrat screaming about the report.

When it was politically expedient to complain that Bush hadn't INSTANTLY implemented every last proposal. This was the equivalent of the word of God.

No one mentions it these days. McCain should start by reading the following pages...


In June 1996, an enormous truck bomb detonated in the Khobar Towers residential complex in Dhahran, Saudi Arabia, that housed U.S.Air Force personnel. Nineteen Americans were killed, and 372 were wounded. The operation was carried out principally, perhaps exclusively, by Saudi Hezbollah, an organization that had received support from the government of Iran (SHIA). While the evidence of Iranian involvement is strong there are also signs that al Qaeda (SUNNI) played some role, as yet unknown.

Sudan’s Islamist leader,Turabi, who convened a series of meetings under the label Popular Arab and Islamic Conference around the time of Bin Ladin’s arrival in that country. Delegations of violent Islamist extremists came from all the groups represented in Bin Ladin’s Islamic Army Shura. Representatives also came from organizations such as the Palestine Liberation Organization, Hamas, and Hezbollah.

Turabi sought to persuade Shiites and Sunnis to put aside their divisions and join against the common enemy. In late 1991 or 1992, discussions in Sudan between al Qaeda and Iranian operatives led to an informal agreement to cooperate in providing support — even if only training—for actions carried out primarily against Israel and the United States.

Not long afterward, senior al Qaeda operatives and trainers traveled to Iran to receive training in explosives. In the fall of 1993, another such delegation went to the Bekaa Valley in Lebanon for further training in explosives as well as in intelligence and security. Bin Ladin reportedly showed particular interest in learning how to use truck bombs such as the one that had killed 241 U.S. Marines in Lebanon in 1983.

The relationship between al Qaeda and Iran demonstrated that Sunni-Shia divisions did not necessarily pose an insurmountable barrier to cooperation in terrorist operations. As will be described in chapter 7, al Qaeda contacts with Iran continued in ensuing years.

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Though intelligence gave no clear indication of what might be afoot, some intelligence reports mentioned chemical weapons, pointing toward work at a camp in southern Afghanistan called Derunta. On November 4, 1998, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of New York unsealed its indictment of Bin Ladin, charging him with conspiracy to attack U.S. defense installations.

The indictment also charged that al Qaeda (SUNNI) had allied itself with Sudan, Iran, and Hezbollah (SHIA).