Olbermann comes up short in book sales, and other things

MSNBC's Countdown To No Ratings star, Keith Olbermann has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservatives. This has long since passed over into psychotic stalking that is quite funny, and yet, disturbing at the same time.

His latest psychosis is focused like a moonbat-beam onto the excellent Sarah Palin and her autobiography slash memoir Going Rogue.

Now last week, Keithy spend much of his daily on-air psycho-therapy sessions Going Nuts, (what else is new?) alongside his carefully selected and assorted lefty loons. They are all bitter and twisted over the immense numbers of books Sarah Palin sold in the first few days.

As that was close to a million, this is driving Olberwomann, and his mindless myopic minions, CRAZY. Batshit crazy is the correct clinical definition.

So let's do a little Amazon sales comparison FACT CHECKING into the size of Keith's own written oevre. Ladies and gentlemen, it's NOT a pretty sight.

Sorry Keith, but your "girlfriends by the hour" are lying to you: size really does matter.

If You're Scoring at Home..or Even If You're Alone (Paperback)
~ Keith Olberman (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,296,874

I'll write that: this dreck is ranked in the SEVEN point THREE MILLIONTH least popular. Consider that Olbermann fact: there are 7,296,873 books ABOVE him in sales. WOW. Who knew they went that LOW?

And talk about cheap cover price, you can pick up this next little beauty on Amazon for: 45 new from $0.74; 35 used from $0.01.

The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders (Paperback)
~ Keith Olbermann (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #110,451

Just keep on digging that author's hole Keith...

Truth and Consequences: Special Comments on the Bush Administration's War on American Values (Hardcover)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #151,962

Ain't dat da truth Keithy? And the consequence for you is game, set and book sales Sarah Palin.

Giggling Couric curries favor in Twitterhead community

Apparently Katie Couric spent last week's entire state dinner, attended by the Indian Prime Minister, tweeting.

She actually reproduces some on her twitter page: Katie Couric's Inane Twitterings!

Here are a few examples of her incisive copy:

My recap of state dinner: Lots of saris, beautiful orchids, Mrs. O looked amazing! Seemed 2 ft taller than wife of India PM.

Prez looked tired from China, tablecloths were deep celadon, lots of dresses in sea foam green for whatever reason…

Jennifer Hudson was spectacular…she sang somewhere – wish I could sing like her, she’s sick!

However I can exclusively reveal more Katie Couric White House Tweets (WHeets) have been uncovered...

WTF!!! Feel so embarrassed for Indian PM. Has big red dot on forehead (lipstick???) and no one told him. LOL, funny really.

Shared table with v.funny sexy star of stage/screen Nathan Lane. Why hasn't some gorgeous female snapped him up for marriage. V. odd.

Mmmmm... just discovered America's next food fad: CURRY. How come this delight has been kept secret. WUWT!!!Must invest in curry mine.

Is she the modern day Dr. Johnson, or what? A woman of few letters, indeed.