May 27, 2008

DEMOCRAT CONGRESS UNVEILS PLAN
TO REGULATE UNIVERSE

Democrat Congress unveils plan to regulate Universe
Deepak Vijay Throwt, The Politiscum
5/27/08
Following NASA's success with the Phoenix Mars Lander, the Senate met today to debate an emergency bill to stop DRILLING ON MARS immediately.
Senate leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) opened the proceedings with a statement...

"Mars is a pristine wilderness untouched by man. No one can know what damage a human designed drilling device may have on the helpless microbes that may exist under the Martian surface.

The microbes may, one day, grow up and evolve into cute Polar Bears, or the vicious Saber Toothed Pelosi. Think of the children.

As homosexual, transgendered, transvestial and heterosexual beings we have a duty to protect the ENTIRE universe from this exploitation.

For this reason the Democrat position is clear... for the sake of the Martian environment we must NEVER drill on Mars. Stop the MADNESS now!"
Following his speech Senator Reid became tired and emotional as he was helped from the Senate floor by men in white coats. He was immediately transported to a secure location.

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