April 23, 2008

al-Qaida #2 slams Rosie O'Donnell over 9/11

CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - in an audiotape released Tuesday, Osama bin Laden's chief deputy accused Rosie O'Donnell of trying to discredit the Sunni al-Qaida terror network by spreading the conspiracy theory that President Bush, neo-cons, the Illuminati, the Masons, the Shriners, and Israel were behind the Sept. 11 attacks...

One of the questioners asked about these conspiracy theories that have circulated in the Middle East and elsewhere claiming others were behind the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
"The purpose of this lie is clear... To suggest that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it." he said.
A clearly emotional Al-Zawahri went on to say he stopped watching The View after he heard Rosie O'Donnell make her outrageous claims live on air "(that) fire has never melted steel.... Gulf of Tonkin people, google it."
"After a hard day's terrorizing I looked forward to kicking back and watching The View. That El-Izabeth Hasselbeck (pbuh) is one hot mama. And Barbara Walters is one sexy MILF -- or maybe GGILF. Grrrrrrrr.

I used to think Rosie O'Donnell would make a perfect addition to my harem with her ample charms and child-bearing hips. But now I understand she is clearly a Jewess in the pay of the Shiites. Fire does melt steel you Zionist dumkopf."
Ms O'Donnell declined to comment for this article.


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