April 15, 2008

Obama insults his base: white billionaires

From our sister fake news blog comes this exclusive from the campaign trail.

Don’t expect the Main Stream Media, which is in the Dukakis tank for Obama, to cover this bombshell.
Senator Obama apologizes for calling rich, white, upper-classes "bitter"
Deepak Vijay Throwt, The Politiscum

Barack Obama's support amongst his core constituency of super-rich, guilt trippin' whites continued to fall after the release of a tape of him making critical comments about this elite group.

"You go into these small towns in the Hamptons, and a lot of elite enclaves near Martha’s Vineyard, the snobs have been here now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them.

"And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to Gucci or the religion of Manmade Global Warming; or antipathy to people who aren't like themselves: plumbers, poolboys, cops, troops, ordinary folks; or anti-gun sentiment; or anti-SUV sentiment, as a way to explain their frustrations."

An unnamed San Francisco billionaire, speaking on conditions of anonymity, told The Politiscum that he and his other rich chums were very upset at this blatant stereotyping.

"We... like, you know.. thought he was one of us. Okay, he is this ‘person of color’... but that's way cool to hip white dudes. Because most of us inherited our billions, and we all had off-white nannies and wet-nurses. My diaper changer was herself from ‘south of the border,’ and I loved that woman fierce, like she was my own mother. Till we had to get her deported for stealing food from us, to feed her eight kids living off of welfare. So we felt we could, like, relate to him as an ordinary person who served us in a hospitality capacity. I feel so betrayed. We all do." Mr A. Billionaire.

In the latest Rasmussen poll, taken the day after Obama's controversial comments, Clinton has gained support in Hyannisport. She now leads Obama 80% to 20% amongst the hyper-rich, who still remain the socio-economic group to attract for those who wish to buy the 2008 Presidential election.


Blogger Thud said...

I can't quite understand why anybody rich would support obama or nulabour in U.K....if rich and troubled...give your money away..no troubles!...well maybe a new set of trouble but obamessiah will fix that pronto!...I like the mighty reds link too.

Friday, April 18, 2008 3:14:00 PM  
Blogger DirtCrashr said...

Hiya Thud, I can understand it because there's a lot of filthy rich Socialists in the Bay Area who don't have any problem with the mental disconnect between their wealth and privilege and Socialism - because they didn't work to earn the Fortune, their Great Grandpa did. But ask them to give it up and there they go with a suitcase full of cash on the way to a secret bank in the Cayman islands...

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 7:04:00 PM  

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