Obama gets his priorities right

NO-CLASS PROJECT:

March 25, 2009

11.00-12.00
Visit the Hollywood set of hit TV series Dirty Sexy Money. Nice.

12.00-12.45
Get autographs from Peter Krause (loved him in Six Feet Over) and Donald Sutherland who rocks in 24, though I disagree with torture.

13.00-15.00
Hit the gym with secret service spotting weights for moi. What is it about sweaty, muscled men that brings out innocent back-slapping comaraderie.

15.00-17.00
Pickup basketball game with Cabinet. Yo -- am gonna kick that ballerina Emmanuel's pinky ass.

18.00-19.30
Meet with Teleprompter to receive next day's strategy. He's gotten his own blog, and is getting a bit big-headed.

20.00-22.00
Guest judge on American Idol. Might wear T-Shirt to show I'm more ripped than that very manly British dude.