THE MOUSE THAT BORED

So the Lamey Show’s Jon Stewart (and his 100 pathologically unfunny writers) goes after a silly cable TV guy for lame stock picks; all watched by an audience smaller than the men in Larry Craig's bathroom.

Well let’s look at Stewart’s TWO YEAR, DAY IN DAY OUT STOCK PICK…

Barack Obama.

Mmmm, putting on stoopid unfunny Stewart face…

Yes… yes Jon… you’ve spent the past two years pushing your failed stock pick: Obama. Sucking up, defending, carrying his urine, attacking conservatives.

So when somebody in the televised media has the effrontery to go after YOUR stock pick…

Well then, that cannot be allowed to stand, can it… Mr Eff You?

Isn’t THAT the real reason for your week long assault on a fairly unknown CNBC cable guy?

Like the vast majority of the whole of America, the only Kramer I've ever heard of is a fictional character in a show about nothing. (Rather like your show.)

But I am sure this Cramer runs a disclaimer at the end of his show emphasizing that his opinions are his own; and that you should not buy stocks and shares without taking independent advice from a financial expert.

Though you have to ask: who in their right mind buys stock on the advice of a guy on a cable TV show? A man whose shtick seems to consist of be hopping around like a nutjob. I'd rather take advice from George Kostanza.

Of course, there is a whole cult of people who invested in a guy who redefines cool-dumb down. These Loony Obamatoons all based their pick on relentless stock advice on the Democrat shilled Networks, and on cable TV shows like the Lamey Show.

Thanks Stewart. You did your small bit (audience 1.4 million) to get Obama selected, thus irrefutably proving my clever observation that in the Obama administration: DUMB IS THE NEW SMART.

Unfortunately the whole world has to suffer for that piss-poor stock pick.