Obama also wins the No-Ideas Prize
TOP NINE REASONS WHY OBAMA WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
9. He looks better in a commie red Speedo than Hugo Chavez.
8. He visited Norway once in 1982, on his way back from Pakistan.
7. Most of the Committee wanted to have sex with him, except Sven who's into hot Norwegian goats.
6. His name begins with “O”... just like Oslo.
5. He hadn't personally ordered the hit on 3 teenaged Somali pirates by February 1st.
4. Michelle threatened to visit each committee member at 4am to arm wrestle and “discuss” stuff.
3. He was recommended by his good terrorist friend Bill Ayers.
2. Those missiles Obama moved out of Poland? Now pointing directly at Oslo.
1. In Norwegian, the word “Peace” means Putz.
9. He looks better in a commie red Speedo than Hugo Chavez.
8. He visited Norway once in 1982, on his way back from Pakistan.
7. Most of the Committee wanted to have sex with him, except Sven who's into hot Norwegian goats.
6. His name begins with “O”... just like Oslo.
5. He hadn't personally ordered the hit on 3 teenaged Somali pirates by February 1st.
4. Michelle threatened to visit each committee member at 4am to arm wrestle and “discuss” stuff.
3. He was recommended by his good terrorist friend Bill Ayers.
2. Those missiles Obama moved out of Poland? Now pointing directly at Oslo.
1. In Norwegian, the word “Peace” means Putz.
posted by Jack Bauer at Saturday, October 10, 2009
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