February 20, 2007

Sudden Jihad Syndrome: exploding by a mosque near you soon

There's a new condition that's on the rise, and it's even deadlier than Bird Flu (Remember that? Last years BIG MEDIA hype.)

SJS -- SUDDEN JIHAD SYNDROME.

THE SYMPTOMS ARE EASY TO SPOT...
    1. You'll hear news reports about a man going berserk, injuring and/or killing innocent citizens with a gun, or a car, or a knife.

    2. No mention will be given initially of the attacker's name or ethnicity.

    3. Within minutes, the Police and/or the FBI will release a statement saying that "terrorism" was either extremely unlikely, or has already be ruled out.

    4. Slowly the man's name will leak, and it'll be something like Ahmed, Suleyman, Mohammed. Further investigation will show a mosque, Islamic Center or University Middle East studies department within a few blocks of the incident.

    5. The man's family will appear in the media tearfully proclaiming that he was a "good" man who loved America and wouldn't harm a fly.

    6. Anyone daring to raise questions about him being a "Muslim" will be instantly attacked by CAIR as being a "racist" bigot who was profiling Muslims.

    7. The media will publish as many stories as necessary to turn the attacker into the victim. America is blamed. We need to engage, blah, blah. Not all, blah blah. We need to change, blah, blah. And so, the cycle continues until the next case of SUDDEN JIHAD SYNDROME.
There is a cure. But it appears that we'll have to first kill the host.

Some suspect that lib***ls are the host and patient zero rolled into one.


1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are an insult to stupid people.

Monday, July 16, 2007 12:51:00 AM  

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