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McCartney's Magical Mystery Healthcare Tour

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:07:00 +0000

Being a huge fan of the Beatles, and an admirer of Paul McCartney this one pains me.

McCartney is on tour in America, singing his little heart out. So far, so great.

Unfortunately he also decided to sing the praises of the Democrat forced lurch to the unwanted, unpopular government run healthcare welfare entitlement.

According to the Miami Herald McCartney says:

"It's a good thing that America has done," he said of recently approved health care legislation.

The funny thing is: when it comes to Britain's 60 year old socialized National Heathcare system Paul says HELP... and doesn't seem too keen to avail himself of its glories.

And with age comes inevitable health problems, which explains why Paul McCartney had a sly coronary angioplasty recently. According to reports, Paul McCartney had the routine heart operation in secret at a private London hospital in the autumn after consulting his doctor, and has since recovered well.

According to The Sun, a source said:

"Paul had been complaining about not feeling well and saw a Harley Street specialist at The London Clinic. Tests were carried out and the decision was taken to operate. Paul had the angioplasty in a private hospital. It was all very routine but any work on your heart is a big deal."

Yet again another mega-rich person, who wouldn't be caught dead in government run anything, especially healthcare, has a differnt standard for himself.

Obama courts supreme disaster

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:28:00 +0000

Let's assume that the power-crazed, Lumpen Marxetariat cabal currently controlling the Democrats, in congress and the White House, succeed in their Demon Pass.

One minute after that vote, they are going to be buried in an avalanche of law suits challenging them on many levels. One in particular may make it to the Supreme Court: that filed by Mark Levin and the Landmark Legal Foundation.

Which makes me wonder: will Obama's egregious attempt to humiliate sitting justices, at his first State of the Union address, come back to haunt him?

His arrogant and classless remarks began with factual inaccuracies (as in: YOU LIE) about the 1st Amendment case. He then petulantly blathered on in a manner that can only be read as a DIRECT CHALLENGE to the constitutional role of the Supreme Court from the other two co-equal branches. That is: the SC as the final arbiters of what is, and what is NOT, legislatively constitutional.

They decide that. Not the President and not the congress.

Well guess what Mr President? Opponents of the Democrats' instinctive totalitarian ideology are going to have their day in court. The Supreme Court.

Underpinning these cases will be a challenge to the idea that the Congress and the Executive can cook the legislative books to enact legislation contrary to the articles enumerated in the constitution; and also, as a byproduct, usurping the power of the Supreme Court.

I think even Justice Ginsberg will not go along with opening the door to unfettered legislative fiat that relies on being deemed passed.

And I suspect that at least five Justices, (the ones whom you insulted to their faces by lying about a decision they had just made), will not forget your worrying instinct to bypass the constitution at your will, Mr President. Well done.

Muttering To Myself!

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:56:00 +0000

Random Factoid #1
Something unusual happened yesterday.

An act of journalism was committed upon a President who hasn't really been questioned critically since Hillary Clinton was supposed to be the Democrat nomination in the primaries.

So keep an eye out for some personal stories involving Brett Baier to mysteriously pop up on lefty blogs in the next few days.

They will then seep into the mainstream media. This is the usual MO of the Omoba administration.

Random Factoid #2
Obama was his usual snarly self whenever he gets challenged on his fantasies. Baier tried to ask the President a fairly boiler-plate question based on the 18,000 emails from his viewers.

Obama snarks back: "Yeah, well I get 40,000 emails a day..."

Yeah, and 39,000 are telling you they don't want your damn socialized healthcare!

Actually I would like someone to fact check that 40,000 claim.

Sounds like it's up there with Obama's fantasy about Doctors getting $35,000 for every limb they amputate unnesessarily.

Random Factoid #3
You may have read that our favorite alien invasion nut, Dennis "I Can Be Bought Real Cheap" Kucinich, took a trip on Airforce One recently.

What you may not know is this: the call sign of President's plane aircraft was changed for the 49 minute ~~bribe~~, flight.

In Dennis's honor it was renamed Alien Mothership One.

No news on whether Dennis was probed during the flight to Venus, and back.

Random Factoid #4
Can't we rename Obama's latest plot to force his trillion upon trillion dollar socialist healthcare on unwilling Americans?

Instead of the unconstitutional "deem and pass" it should be called...
Obama's Demon Pass

As it really is the anti-Hail Mary Pass. The legislative equivalent of the anti-Christ.

Mike Malloy racially obsessed where Justice Thomas puts his John Thomas

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:50:00 +0000

Over at Newsbusters, Tim Graham posts a disturbing piece about somebody called Mike Malloy, who is, apparently a "progressive" radio host.

Like all loony leftists, Malloy is obsessed with race. The object of his racial ire today is that Justice Clarence Thomas has a white wife.

Like Senate majority leader Harry Reid, Malloy is also a big fan of the "negro" word.

He tries an obvious rhetorical trick of claiming that it is "teabaggers" who will be shocked to discover the racial truth about the magnificent Justice Thomas's marriage arrangement. These "teabaggers" will then subject Thomas to some sort of racial jihad because, well, they're all "racists" doncha know!

That's because "teabaggers" don't object to President Obama because of his crypto-Marxist views. It's because he is, ahem... black! (Or "negro" as intoned by Malloy and Reid.)

The subtext is, of course, transference. It is MALLOY who seems unable to accept that Thomas has a white wife. Did I mention? She's very, very white and Thomas is very, very black.

But this is bringing mild levity to something that is essentially a disgusting racist diatribe by Malloy ,against Justice Thomas, the poor son of a sharecropper. Malloy's ravings are truly shocking and unconscionable.

Not that I don't expect that from "leftists"; but it is the public act of him wallowing so openly in the sewer that is shocking.

The bigoted racial transference -- clearly it is Malloy who has the problem of the very, very, very, very, very, very (did I mention VERY) black Clarence Thomas, yada, yada, yada. And his very, very white wife.

On a wider front, you'll note how brazen the left has become in exposing its true racialist nature. Malloy clearly feels empowered to spew his nonsense in public.

I have no idea about the size of his audience. About the size of his brain, I guess. Very small.

As I pointed out last year, during the Obama administration we have gone from claimed post-racial to most racial in just a year.

The left will NEVER stop its race obsession. In fact, the more Obama fails (how can his reactionary Keynsian-inspired statism not fail) the more intense will the racism from the left become.

My Toyota did it.... just like HAL in 2001!

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:25:00 +0000

Toyota cars on rampage. Murdering innocent civilians everywhere!

But seriously folks: apparently there is a rampage of incompetent, old and confused drivers using the "Toyota" excuse globally. For all sorts of things. Like running over your wife!

Such as in the UK where The Sun reports:

I couldn’t stop my Toyota killing wife
By ALASTAIR TAYLOR
Published: 10 Mar 2010
A DRIVER who ran over and killed his wife while parking his Toyota cried: "I couldn't stop the car," a court heard yesterday.

Retired surveyor William Hippsley shot forward in his Prius - dragging wife Brenda 130ft in a Tesco (supermarket) car park.

Hippsley, 74 - who denies causing death by careless driving - said in a police quiz three months later the car had lunged forward and the brake had failed. But by that time Hippsley, of Searby, Lincolnshire, had heard reports of Prius acceleration problems in the U.S., Grimsby Crown Court heard.

Sure, why use a gun when a car will do!

Your honor, I plead the Toyota.
Case dismissed!

Monty Obamathon & The Dead Parrot Sketch

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:04:00 +0000

Check out my tribute to Monty Python; and Obama's Zombie socialist Healthcare malfeascence that refuses to acknowlege it's deader than flared pants!

Monty Obamathon & The Dead Parrot Sketch

Jim Vandehei: the Art Vanderlay of Politico*

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:11:00 +0000

JIM VANDEHEI was the co-author of a Politico hit piece on Cheney.

Vanderhei was also on O'Reilly's show last week. Old Jim was all upset because Bill Sammon (Fox News Managing Editor) roughly said that the Main Stream Media HATED Sarah Palin. Not simply disagreed with her, but actually hated her.

Vanderlay was almost hysterical over Sammon's opinion. He accused Sammon of stepping outside his role as an unbiased reporter.

Why was Sammon, reporting on what he has found in the liberal press, outside his role? We never found out because Vandehei’s thinking was intellectually incoherent and dishonest

So I'm reading Vandehei, the supposed unbiased EDITOR at Politico, in a very long report on the former Veep. The usual suspects are very upset because the Cheney is once again leading the cogent criticisms of the Obama administration; and its pathetic responses to the war on Islamo-terrorism.

This is how Vandehei covers Biden: a man for whom the phrase “walking disaster” was invented.

“In an interview taped Saturday night for "Meet the Press," Biden unloaded on his predecessor, saying Cheney is "wrong," is "trying to rewrite history," and "either is misinformed or he is misinforming."

You'll note there are no pejoratives. No adjectives describing motive, malign or otherwise.

In the same piece, this is how he covers Cheney:

"Some nonpartisan national security analysts have called Cheney’s critiques distorted and even demagogic."

Really? Who are they? No names here. For all we know this is what Vandehei thinks.

"His natural temperament is goaded by his influential adviser, daughter Liz Cheney..."

Goaded eh? That's a loaded word don't you think Jim? The most obvious implication to be gleaned is that Cheney doesn't even really belive half the stuff he's saying because he has to be "goaded" into articulating it in public.

"But Cheney’s ability to influence policy — as opposed to influencing cable-news programming — may be dulled by his insensitivity to timing and penchant for rhetorical bombast..."

So Cheney is insensitive and bombastic -- unlike Biden I suppose.

Opinion opinion opinion Jim. Like Bill Salmon's opinion about the hatred of the legacy media for Sarah Palin

There then follows several paragraphs were Jim digs up numerous partisans to viciously attack Cheney as variously being: nuts, bitter, cavalier, unfair, a liar, surreal, outrageous, and indecent.

Note the language. It's hit after hit after hit.

Jim Vanderlay then concludes this first little bash Cheney cabal with this:

MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann said in an e-mail to POLITICO that Cheney has been “shrill, totally unpatriotic and sounding more concerned with torture and interrogation than with results and intelligence.”

That's right. The EDITOR of Politico went to a raving loon for his opinion.

You think Art Vanderlay could not get more laughably and hopelessly biased. Think again.

His very next quote comes from a clown equal to Olbermann. You don't think that's possible? Oh, you've never heard of Andrew Sullivan. He of the Sarah Palin gynaecological obsession.

Not kidding folks. And the whole diatribe goes on for another whole page; on and on and on.

Jim Vandehei. You are a Democrat tool, a shill and a lousy stinking hypocrite to attack Bill Sammon.

*Art Vanderlay was the fictional alter ego of George Costanza, himself a fictional character on Seinfeld. Vanderlay was a Marine Biologist, invented by George to pick up women whom he thought would be more impressed with a Marine biologist than a loser.

Media liberals stroke themselves in barely viewed echo chamber

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:13:00 +0000

Newsbusters has a nice reveal on one Lizz Winstead. Lizz Who...stead, I hear you moan? Who she? More reveal later.

Talking to Joy Behar about Glenn Beck la Winstead whined:

"He should be institutionalized... First of all Glenn Beck, why is he even on television? I think it's somehow abusive to have Glenn Beck on TV because he seems mentally unstable."

Mentally unstable? Isn't that Behar and her former side-nutbag O'Donnell? Isn't that the nut calling the kettle mental?

But I digress. You gotta laugh. Lizz Whinestead, notice the two zees in Lizz. She's not your ususal boring ONE zee kinda gal. Nosireeebob.

This is what Lizz with a two Zee writes about herself. Ego? Much! Mentally unstable? You decide. Then deride.

IMDBPro Biography
As a co-creator and former head writer of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," and Co-founder of Air America Radio; Lizz Winstead has emerged as a critically acclaimed political writer and producer. As a performer, Winstead brought her political wit to "The Daily Show" as a Correspondent and later to the radio waves co-hosting "Unfiltered," Air America Radio's mid morning show with citizen of the world and Hip Hop legend Chuck D, and political big brain Rachel Maddow.

Lizz' comedic talents have been recognized in Entertainment Weekly's 100 most Creative People issue and she was nominated Best Female Club Performer by The American Comedy Awards and has appeared numerous times on television including HBO's "Women of the Night", "The US Comedy Arts Festival" in Aspen, "Comedy Central Presents.." and too many basic cable stand-up shows and VH-1 "50 Greatest This" and "100 Greatest That's" to mention....

Lizz is writing, producing and staring in "Wake Up World" an Off Broadway and web show in NYC that satirizes all of our beloved morning shows. Winstead continues touring the country doing stand-up and is a regular contributor on "The Ed Show" on MSNBC. Written by: Lizz Winstead

Obama presidency unexpectedly* fails

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:12:00 +0000

By Melissa Shill and Melvin Hack
AP Political Writers
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Obama's poll numbers unexpectedly fell again this month, despite forecasts from experts that his socialist policies would soon prove wildly popular, like his Venezuelan comrade President Hugo Chavez.

This news follows an unexpectedly unpopular first year for Obama following his massive landslide victory in the November 2009 election.

Many experts in the media predicted that this would pave the way for the full implementation of Mr Obama's centrist policies. As expected Mr Obama blamed his predecessor, President Bush, for his unexpected failures.

*It has become a running joke amongst conservatives that the State Controlled Media, as epitomized by the AP, runs story after story on government produced monthly/yearly statistics on unemployment, economic growth, et al, where the results are always "unexpected.

Frank Rich is a big fat ugly toad. Dumb too.

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:45:00 +0000

STOP THE PRESS...

Frank Rick is a British born Theater Critic, and old round big fat toad. Who cares, you ask? No one. Until he calls genuine American military hero "unpatriotic."

How brave of Frank Rich. I'd show photographic proof of his genuinely big fat ugly toad face, but I don't wish to offend sensitive readers.

Writing in the New York Times (1/31/10) in his usual style of socialist Manhattenite-elite pig-ignorance, Rich spluttered that:

John McCain epitomizes the unpatriotic opposition.

Of course, for Rich, any opposition to Obama is unpatriotic.

Well, you know Frank is such a hero. Really. He has been awarded a Queen's Medal for Sitting on his Arse. Who the queen was, I have no idea. But you get my drift.

Once, in the 1970s he had to sit through Endgame on the really uncomfortable seats at the Royal Court, London.

Now sitting through any Sam Beckett play is heroic to my mind, having done so a couple of times. But Rich had to seat in ... the cheap enemy seats right next to the smelly public and plebs!!!

Now that's heroic.

And when the character Hamm accidentally kicked some sand from the stage, it went right in Rich's eye.

Of course, being a theaterophile, Rich sat stoically for an hour until the play ended. Then, and only then, did he call on his man-servant Dick to remove the offending mini-mote from his eye. Now that takes real guts. Not some fake scheme to become famous like the glory hungry Audie Murphy.

And again heroic. Far more so than being chained and beaten in the Hanoi Hilton for six years. Like that fraud John McCain.

So arise Sir Frank Rich -- knight of some queen.

The madness of King Georgy Boy

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:05:00 +0000

On the January 18, 2010, edition of ABC's Good Morning America, a panicked George Stephanopoulos whined to White House correspondent Jake Tapper:

“You have top Democrats like Barney Frank of Massachusetts who said flatly if Martha Coakley, the Democrat, loses, health care is dead. So what kind of planning is the White House doing right now for backup? What's their Plan B?”

Plan 9 From Outta Ya Mind... written and directed by Obama Woodenhead.

That's the Obama plan.

If the Glover don't fit, you can convict... of stupidity.

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:34:00 +0000

One of my favorite luvvie* lefty loons is Danny Glover. There isn't a commie thug dictator this supreme oaf doen't have a hard on for.

Usually it is impossible to parody the inanities that tumble from his mouth when he's off-script; but even Danny Boy surpassed himself when opining about the Haiti earthquake being caused by GLOBAL WARMING!

Glover told an GRITtv (who they? Ed.) that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations, quote:

"I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happened to Haiti is the threat that could happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know. They're all in peril because of global warming, they're all in peril because of climate change and all of this....

When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now."

"You know what I'm saying?" Err, no actually... I have no idea what you are saying. But for your minor amusement here are the:

TOP NINE THINGS DANNY GLOVER ALSO BLAMES ON GLOBAL WARMING
9. Carrot Top.
8. Conan O'Brien losing the Tonight Show.
7. Erectile Dysfunction in his best "friend".
6. The failure of socialism and communism wherever they have been imposed.
5. Rosie O'Donnell's increasing weight.
4. Obama's cratering poll numbers.
3. The current freezing cold weather all over the planet.
2. The reason he can't get a cab to stop for him in New York.That... and him being batpoop crazy, of course!
1. The death of his acting career.

*Luvvie is the mocking British slang for actors.

Swiss Cheese For Brains: Full Of Holes

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:28:00 +0000

No doubt you caught last Saturday’s CBS Evening News? Anchor Jeff Glor teased a story on Switzerland’s crypto-socialist health care system by wondering: "Could Switzerland’s health care be a model for America?"

He later introduced the segment by claiming that the Swiss system could be "a glimpse of what the U.S. health care system of the future might look like."

Sure, can't see any reason whatsover why the Swiss plan shouldn't work perfectly in the United States.

Well, maybe except for this teensie-weensie small problem. So tiny it's hardly worth mentioning really..

SWITZERLAND
Area
Total: 41,277 sq km
Area - comparative:
slightly less than twice the size of New Jersey

Population
7,604,467 (July 2009 est.)

UNITED STATES
Area
Total: 9,826,675 sq km

Population:
307,212,123 (July 2009 est.)

But you know what else the Swiss are famous for? The Cuckoo Clock.

And that's exactly what this idiotic idea from CBS is: CUCKOO.

The Obama System Works As Intended

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:31:00 +0000

Remember when Janet Napolitano went on TV to proudly announce that a gung-ho Scott Beamer inspired Dutch passenger managing to subdue the Crotch bomber, and his exploding panties, proved that the system worked?

Then following universal derision, the day after went back on TV to say the system didn't work.

Well I'm here to tell you that Napolitano's FIRST statement that "the system worked" was CORRECT.

The Obama system, that is. It worked beautifully, and as intended. That is: incompetent, myopic and amateur.

This is exactly the type of result (and worse) to expect with crypto-Marxists and their loony leftist lackies in charge of intelligence and national security.

Are y'all kidding me? Anyone who thinks that the priority of the Obama administration is to "combat" terrorism isn't really paying attention. Or just doesn't care.

Their priorities are combating the CIA for fracks sake. Their priority is diminishing the US military.

How long has Nancy Pelosi been calling the CIA liars. How long have Democrats accused the CIA of plotting against them? How long has the Democrat Black Caucus been at war with the CIA.

Their priority is "understanding" the terrorists. Their priority is NOT a true national defense against these terrorists.

You can't spend all year threatening the CIA with prosecution and worse, then turn around and play all dumb when intelligence falls apart.

Excuse my French but these Democrats are lying effing scum.

Oh the President is all so somber when 8 CIA agents are blown apart.

He goes on TV, reads the Teleprompter with the instruction in parentheses LOOK SAD & SOMBER.

BUT this is the same President rabidly intent (via his crazy commie A.G. Holder), to humiliate the CIA in front of the world in some sort of show trial.

So Ms Napolitano, President Obama (and Democrats in congress) stop pissing on people and telling them its raining. It just won't wash.

Olbermann comes up short in book sales, and other things

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:32:00 +0000

MSNBC's Countdown To No Ratings star, Keith Olbermann has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservatives. This has long since passed over into psychotic stalking that is quite funny, and yet, disturbing at the same time.

His latest psychosis is focused like a moonbat-beam onto the excellent Sarah Palin and her autobiography slash memoir Going Rogue.

Now last week, Keithy spend much of his daily on-air psycho-therapy sessions Going Nuts, (what else is new?) alongside his carefully selected and assorted lefty loons. They are all bitter and twisted over the immense numbers of books Sarah Palin sold in the first few days.

As that was close to a million, this is driving Olberwomann, and his mindless myopic minions, CRAZY. Batshit crazy is the correct clinical definition.

So let's do a little Amazon sales comparison FACT CHECKING into the size of Keith's own written oevre. Ladies and gentlemen, it's NOT a pretty sight.

Sorry Keith, but your "girlfriends by the hour" are lying to you: size really does matter.

If You're Scoring at Home..or Even If You're Alone (Paperback)
~ Keith Olberman (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,296,874

I'll write that: this dreck is ranked in the SEVEN point THREE MILLIONTH least popular. Consider that Olbermann fact: there are 7,296,873 books ABOVE him in sales. WOW. Who knew they went that LOW?

And talk about cheap cover price, you can pick up this next little beauty on Amazon for: 45 new from $0.74; 35 used from $0.01.

The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders (Paperback)
~ Keith Olbermann (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #110,451

Just keep on digging that author's hole Keith...

Truth and Consequences: Special Comments on the Bush Administration's War on American Values (Hardcover)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #151,962

Ain't dat da truth Keithy? And the consequence for you is game, set and book sales Sarah Palin.

Giggling Couric curries favor in Twitterhead community

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:24:00 +0000

Apparently Katie Couric spent last week's entire state dinner, attended by the Indian Prime Minister, tweeting.

She actually reproduces some on her twitter page: Katie Couric's Inane Twitterings!

Here are a few examples of her incisive copy:

My recap of state dinner: Lots of saris, beautiful orchids, Mrs. O looked amazing! Seemed 2 ft taller than wife of India PM.

Prez looked tired from China, tablecloths were deep celadon, lots of dresses in sea foam green for whatever reason…

Jennifer Hudson was spectacular…she sang somewhere – wish I could sing like her, she’s sick!

However I can exclusively reveal more Katie Couric White House Tweets (WHeets) have been uncovered...

WTF!!! Feel so embarrassed for Indian PM. Has big red dot on forehead (lipstick???) and no one told him. LOL, funny really.

Shared table with v.funny sexy star of stage/screen Nathan Lane. Why hasn't some gorgeous female snapped him up for marriage. V. odd.

Mmmmm... just discovered America's next food fad: CURRY. How come this delight has been kept secret. WUWT!!!Must invest in curry mine.

Is she the modern day Dr. Johnson, or what? A woman of few letters, indeed.

Obama also wins the No-Ideas Prize

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:06:00 +0000

TOP NINE REASONS WHY OBAMA WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

9. He looks better in a commie red Speedo than Hugo Chavez.

8. He visited Norway once in 1982, on his way back from Pakistan.

7. Most of the Committee wanted to have sex with him, except Sven who's into hot Norwegian goats.

6. His name begins with “O”... just like Oslo.

5. He hadn't personally ordered the hit on 3 teenaged Somali pirates by February 1st.

4. Michelle threatened to visit each committee member at 4am to arm wrestle and “discuss” stuff.

3. He was recommended by his good terrorist friend Bill Ayers.

2. Those missiles Obama moved out of Poland? Now pointing directly at Oslo.

1. In Norwegian, the word “Peace” means Putz.

Obama: Now appearing on a TV near you!

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:44:00 +0000

When voters went to the polls last year, who knew they were voting in a Narcissist-in-Chief?

Well, most conservatives for many. It's a cliche that the rich and famous become mad when they start to believe their own publicity.

Obama is merely a brand. From Day 1 he has been marketed and sold as a brand.

And as a brand, his people have surrendered to the siren Coca Cola strategy -- never let up, never become invisible.

But the real thing about coke is this -- many people LIKE a cold caffeine imbued drink daily.

The constant advertising is to make sure they choose Coca-Cola as opposed to... that other brand.

In other words, you can only sell something people are interested in buying. And no amount of exposure is going to turn that around.

Continuing Obama's really SMART strategy of appearing on TV 24/7/365, his schedule for the rest of next week includes PRODUCT PLACEMENT guest appearances in...

HOUSE -- Locked up in the nut house, House's life can't get any worse until he finds he's under the care of a certain "Dr Obama." But is he hallucinating?

FRINGE -- Returning from the alternate universe where the twin towers are still standing, Special Agent Olivia Dunham is partnered with a cool black guy who bears a striking resemblence to a certain black President.

MAD MEN -- When the non-speaking black elevator guy leaves for Selma, his cool cousin Barack from Chicago steps in to push those white buttons.

FAMILY GUY -- Stewie is given a "Grow Your Own Obama" kit. Imagine his surprise when the actual Presdient appears and gets the hots for his white cartoon mom.

TRUE BLOOD -- The fey gay, vamp-blood supplying Lafeyette discovers his internet pen pal is none other than Barack Obama.

Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Are you sure?

Paging Dr. Strangebiden

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:47:00 +0000

Well I have to say I am relieved. Joe Biden says Iran is no threat to the US!

Phew, y'know I was really worried for a while, but thank goodness G.I. Joe* is on the job.

On CNN, the Vice President refused to confirm that the George W. Bush-era plan was being shelved.

But he did explain the logic of doing so, saying Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.

“I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat,” he told CNN’s Chris Lawrence in Baghdad, where he is on a brief trip.

Following his appearance on CNN, he went into his bunker to watch his favorite movie:

Vice President Dr Strangebiden: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Iranian Bomb.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room...

*G.I. = Generally Ignorant.

Papa Doc Obama gets First Lady opinion

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:33:00 +0000

According to Politico Michelle Obama turns to health care.

Great. Florence Nightingobama is on the job. And that worked out so well for another First Lady.

"Hey nurse Nightingobama, there's a break in my leg."

"Hey schlub, thanks to my hubby's fabulous Obamacare there's 50 people in the line before we get to you. Here's an aspirin. Come back next week.

el Presidente Papa Doc Obamaier

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:28:00 +0000

el Presidente Papa Doc Obama lies so routinely it's almost humorous. Listen how Lee Rodgers (host of the Bay Area's top-rated KSFO radio show) demolishes one of Obama's most spectacular lies.

As many of us said at the time, Obama's election campaign was the most dishonest presentation since Rock Hudson spent a career pretending to be the Lady's Man, Lady's Man.

Just how much he lied is revealed almost daily to a dishonest Government Controlled Media that could care less.

In his radio broadcast from Tueday, August 11, 2009, Lee plays numerous clips of Papa Doc blah blahing that all healthcare NEGOTIATIONS (sic), normally done behind closed doors, will be BROADCAST LIVE ON C-SPAN.

He said it over and over. How's that all working out?

Lee Rodgers Speaks Truth to Power Liars

Criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 13:50:00 +0000

Did you know that criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

Just say NO kids. Say NO to calling Obama a Socialist, or a Marxist.

This is how it starts. You meet up with a few friends to worship Obama, then somebody says:

"Hey dude, toke on this MP3 of Limbaugh calling our hip leader a socialist who wants to steal your liberties and turn you into a government contolled slave..."

Sounds harmless doesn't it. Cool, rebellious even. But what you don't realize is that these conservative opinions are what experts call a Gateway Thug.

Pretty soon you'll want a bigger high -- you may tune into Mark Levin and hear an intellectual dismantling of the left's assualt on the US Constitution.

It's just a short step to back alleys with extremist dealers main-lining murderous intent as a crazed gunman who wants to kill all Jews and Jeanine Garofalo.

And it all starts with what you think of as "soft" criticism of our President (PBUH)..

DON'T DO IT LITTLE DUDES. JUST SAY NO TO CRITICIZING OBAMA.

Paul Krugman... What you see is what you get:Damn Ugly.

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:10:00 +0000

Paul Krugman is paid by the New York Times to write barely literate gibberish. So it was nice to see Krugman in full Goebbels rant-mode in his June 11, 2009 hit piece of extremist hate speech.

Boy is Krugman down with the hate for conservatives. Apparently Krugman thinks the Jew hating lunatic who murdered a guard at the Washington Holocaust Museum was motivated by, amongst others, Fox News.

How apt Paul the K is wearing his brown suit in his NYT photo -- goes very nicely with his brown-shirts posting in support.

They're the hate-filled goons obsessed with Fox News. It's really an unhealthy pathology with them. They just cannot stand the fact that there is a reality based news alternative to the 24/7/52 State Controlled Media.

As usual, Krugman also never lets reality and/or facts get in the way of his penchant for hate-write.

Facts like these:

Von Brunn is a Christian hating, Jew hating, anti-capitalist nutjob who is also a conspiracy nut 9/11 Troofer.

Sounds just a bit like Krugman. And his brown shirts. Now none of this is a secret. It's on Von Brunn's website. But Paul the K doesn't let pesky little inconvenient truths get in the way of his seething hatred for all things vaguely "right" including "conservatives."

So just for the ever-ignorant Krugman let's emphasize:

#1. Von Brunn was a 9/11 troofer. Rather like many of the posters ay the NYT he thinks George Bush was behind the murder of 3000 people on September 11, 2001.

How do we know this: Because he writes in an online petition: "many grave and still unresolved crimes were committed by US officials prior to, during and after the events of 9/11″

Who sponsored the petition and why?

That would be 911Truth.org which boasts that it exists to, among other things, “...expose the official lies and cover-up surrounding the events of September 11th, 2001 in a way that inspires the people to overcome denial and understand the truth; namely, that elements within the US government and covert policy apparatus must have orchestrated or participated in the execution of the attacks for these to have happened in the way that they did.”, according to its website.

Oh yeah -- they SOUND like Reagan conservatives alright.

#2. In fact, Von Brunn is a socialist who has publically stated his hatred of both Presidents Bush and other “neo-cons.” Hey you know who else hated them? Well Krugman for one. And Krugman's acolytes, of course, who also hate the Bushes. And "neo-cons."

There's also a rather famous NYT writer who also hates "neo-cons." Oh yeah, that would be Paul Krugman. Neo-con!!! It's code for Jew doncha know.

#3. Von Brunn's writings reveal a vicious hatred of big corporations that is indistinguishable from that of the lunatic fringe "anti-globalization" activists. You know, the masked thugs who regularly attack the cops and destroy city blocks every time the IMF or the G-8, 15, 20, whatever comes to town. You know, just like so many of the neo-comms posting at The NYT.

Yep, they sound very conservative influenced.

#4 Like so many Fundamentalist Leftists who are Christian haters, Von Brunn is also a Christophobe.

He writes of Christianity...(and these are his caps, by the way.) "These dangerous, imbecilic, concepts, tenets, and teachings, often treasonous, DESTROYED the Roman Empire and drenched the soil of Europe with Aryan blood for almost 2000 years!

The Big Lie technique, employed by Paul to create the CHRISTIAN RELIGION, also was used to create the HOLOCAUST RELIGION … CHRISTIANITY AND THE HOLOCAUST are HOAXES."

Talking about BIG LIES -- wasn't the technique perfected by Josef Goebbels? Why, yes it was. It seems he has an able student in Paul Krugman.

DON'T PANIC! Government will save internet. LOL.

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:35:00 +0000

Fox News reports that the Internet will soon have to be rationed. It won't happen till 2012 though!

That means Amercans will get plenty of time to get used to rationing via Obama's Fannie Mae National Heathcare System when you'll be waiting months for treatment as it's "rationed".

Internet users face regular "brownouts" that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace, according to research to be published later this year.

Experts predict that consumer demand, already growing at 60 percent a year, will start to exceed supply as early as 2010 because of more people working online and the soaring popularity of bandwidth-hungry Web sites such as YouTube and services such as the BBC's iPlayer. It will initially lead to computers being disrupted and going offline for several minutes at a time. Beginning in 2012, however, PCs and laptops are likely to operate at a much reduced speed, rendering the Internet an "unreliable toy."

DON'T PANIC... and note the big friendly letters!

Clearly the government should step in and save us all from Twitter Twilight and Blog Braindeath.

Bureaucrats are so good at innovation and "smart" ideas. In fact, everything the Obamapparatchiks do is so so smart.

Obama need to appoint a Web Czar and a committee to save the day. NOW.

It should be called the...Web And Networks Key Enterprise Research Sub-committee...WANKERS for short.

Janet Napoli-nutso...The DHS's Woman Caused Disaster

jackbauer@hollycrud.com (Jack Bauer) — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:31:00 +0000

Every organization has its whack-jobs -- just look at Obama administration, though it's easier to spot the few sane people.

Just to name one crazy, how about Janet Napolitano? Recently she made an ass of asses of herself as part of Obama's Debase The English Language Program.

SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word "terrorism." Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?

Napolitano: I presume there is always a threat from terrorism... although I did not use the word "terrorism," I referred to "man-caused" disasters.... but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.

Oh really? I checked Janet Napoli-nutso's 10 page DHS document smearing any conservative who opposes the Obama administration.

It uses the word TERRORIST/TERRORISM 15 times, including these two...

PAGE 3: The DHS/Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A) has no specific information that domestic rightwing* terrorists are currently planning acts of violence,

PAGE 2: The information is provided to federal, state, local, and tribal counterterrorism and law enforcement officials so they may effectively deter, prevent, preempt, or respond to terrorist attacks against the United States.

Then there this classic doozy which started as part of the Clinton administration's vast-right wing conspiracy against their divine right to rule.

During the 1990s, these issues contributed to the growth in the number of domestic rightwing terrorist groups...

But to be accurate, surely she means: DOMESTIC RIGHTWING MAN CAUSED DISASTER GROUPS?

And no offense, but doesn't Napolitano look like a Tranny Caused Disaster?