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Media liberals stroke themselves in barely viewed echo chamber

2010-02-05T17:13:00.000Z

Newsbusters has a nice reveal on one Lizz Winstead. Lizz Who...stead, I hear you moan? Who she? More reveal later.

Talking to Joy Behar about Glenn Beck la Winstead whined:

"He should be institutionalized... First of all Glenn Beck, why is he even on television? I think it's somehow abusive to have Glenn Beck on TV because he seems mentally unstable."

Mentally unstable? Isn't that Behar and her former side-nutbag O'Donnell? Isn't that the nut calling the kettle mental?

But I digress. You gotta laugh. Lizz Whinestead, notice the two zees in Lizz. She's not your ususal boring ONE zee kinda gal. Nosireeebob.

This is what Lizz with a two Zee writes about herself. Ego? Much! Mentally unstable? You decide. Then deride.

IMDBPro Biography
As a co-creator and former head writer of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," and Co-founder of Air America Radio; Lizz Winstead has emerged as a critically acclaimed political writer and producer. As a performer, Winstead brought her political wit to "The Daily Show" as a Correspondent and later to the radio waves co-hosting "Unfiltered," Air America Radio's mid morning show with citizen of the world and Hip Hop legend Chuck D, and political big brain Rachel Maddow.

Lizz' comedic talents have been recognized in Entertainment Weekly's 100 most Creative People issue and she was nominated Best Female Club Performer by The American Comedy Awards and has appeared numerous times on television including HBO's "Women of the Night", "The US Comedy Arts Festival" in Aspen, "Comedy Central Presents.." and too many basic cable stand-up shows and VH-1 "50 Greatest This" and "100 Greatest That's" to mention....

Lizz is writing, producing and staring in "Wake Up World" an Off Broadway and web show in NYC that satirizes all of our beloved morning shows. Winstead continues touring the country doing stand-up and is a regular contributor on "The Ed Show" on MSNBC. Written by: Lizz Winstead

Obama presidency unexpectedly* fails

2010-02-04T19:12:00.000Z

By Melissa Shill and Melvin Hack
AP Political Writers
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Obama's poll numbers unexpectedly fell again this month, despite forecasts from experts that his socialist policies would soon prove wildly popular, like his Venezuelan comrade President Hugo Chavez.

This news follows an unexpectedly unpopular first year for Obama following his massive landslide victory in the November 2009 election.

Many experts in the media predicted that this would pave the way for the full implementation of Mr Obama's centrist policies. As expected Mr Obama blamed his predecessor, President Bush, for his unexpected failures.

*It has become a running joke amongst conservatives that the State Controlled Media, as epitomized by the AP, runs story after story on government produced monthly/yearly statistics on unemployment, economic growth, et al, where the results are always "unexpected.

Frank Rich is a big fat ugly toad. Dumb too.

2010-02-03T09:45:00.000Z

STOP THE PRESS...

Frank Rick is a British born Theater Critic, and old round big fat toad. Who cares, you ask? No one. Until he calls genuine American military hero "unpatriotic."

How brave of Frank Rich. I'd show photographic proof of his genuinely big fat ugly toad face, but I don't wish to offend sensitive readers.

Writing in the New York Times (1/31/10) in his usual style of socialist Manhattenite-elite pig-ignorance, Rich spluttered that:

John McCain epitomizes the unpatriotic opposition.

Of course, for Rich, any opposition to Obama is unpatriotic.

Well, you know Frank is such a hero. Really. He has been awarded a Queen's Medal for Sitting on his Arse. Who the queen was, I have no idea. But you get my drift.

Once, in the 1970s he had to sit through Endgame on the really uncomfortable seats at the Royal Court, London.

Now sitting through any Sam Beckett play is heroic to my mind, having done so a couple of times. But Rich had to seat in ... the cheap enemy seats right next to the smelly public and plebs!!!

Now that's heroic.

And when the character Hamm accidentally kicked some sand from the stage, it went right in Rich's eye.

Of course, being a theaterophile, Rich sat stoically for an hour until the play ended. Then, and only then, did he call on his man-servant Dick to remove the offending mini-mote from his eye. Now that takes real guts. Not some fake scheme to become famous like the glory hungry Audie Murphy.

And again heroic. Far more so than being chained and beaten in the Hanoi Hilton for six years. Like that fraud John McCain.

So arise Sir Frank Rich -- knight of some queen.

The madness of King Georgy Boy

2010-01-18T17:05:00.000Z

On the January 18, 2010, edition of ABC's Good Morning America, a panicked George Stephanopoulos whined to White House correspondent Jake Tapper:

“You have top Democrats like Barney Frank of Massachusetts who said flatly if Martha Coakley, the Democrat, loses, health care is dead. So what kind of planning is the White House doing right now for backup? What's their Plan B?”

Plan 9 From Outta Ya Mind... written and directed by Obama Woodenhead.

That's the Obama plan.

If the Glover don't fit, you can convict... of stupidity.

2010-01-16T18:34:00.002Z

One of my favorite luvvie* lefty loons is Danny Glover. There isn't a commie thug dictator this supreme oaf doen't have a hard on for.

Usually it is impossible to parody the inanities that tumble from his mouth when he's off-script; but even Danny Boy surpassed himself when opining about the Haiti earthquake being caused by GLOBAL WARMING!

Glover told an GRITtv (who they? Ed.) that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations, quote:

"I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happened to Haiti is the threat that could happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know. They're all in peril because of global warming, they're all in peril because of climate change and all of this....

When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now."

"You know what I'm saying?" Err, no actually... I have no idea what you are saying. But for your minor amusement here are the:

TOP NINE THINGS DANNY GLOVER ALSO BLAMES ON GLOBAL WARMING
9. Carrot Top.
8. Conan O'Brien losing the Tonight Show.
7. Erectile Dysfunction in his best "friend".
6. The failure of socialism and communism wherever they have been imposed.
5. Rosie O'Donnell's increasing weight.
4. Obama's cratering poll numbers.
3. The current freezing cold weather all over the planet.
2. The reason he can't get a cab to stop for him in New York.That... and him being batpoop crazy, of course!
1. The death of his acting career.

*Luvvie is the mocking British slang for actors.

Swiss Cheese For Brains: Full Of Holes

2010-01-04T19:28:00.001Z

No doubt you caught last Saturday’s CBS Evening News? Anchor Jeff Glor teased a story on Switzerland’s crypto-socialist health care system by wondering: "Could Switzerland’s health care be a model for America?"

He later introduced the segment by claiming that the Swiss system could be "a glimpse of what the U.S. health care system of the future might look like."

Sure, can't see any reason whatsover why the Swiss plan shouldn't work perfectly in the United States.

Well, maybe except for this teensie-weensie small problem. So tiny it's hardly worth mentioning really..

SWITZERLAND
Area
Total: 41,277 sq km
Area - comparative:
slightly less than twice the size of New Jersey

Population
7,604,467 (July 2009 est.)

UNITED STATES
Area
Total: 9,826,675 sq km

Population:
307,212,123 (July 2009 est.)

But you know what else the Swiss are famous for? The Cuckoo Clock.

And that's exactly what this idiotic idea from CBS is: CUCKOO.

The Obama System Works As Intended

2010-01-03T11:31:00.000Z

Remember when Janet Napolitano went on TV to proudly announce that a gung-ho Scott Beamer inspired Dutch passenger managing to subdue the Crotch bomber, and his exploding panties, proved that the system worked?

Then following universal derision, the day after went back on TV to say the system didn't work.

Well I'm here to tell you that Napolitano's FIRST statement that "the system worked" was CORRECT.

The Obama system, that is. It worked beautifully, and as intended. That is: incompetent, myopic and amateur.

This is exactly the type of result (and worse) to expect with crypto-Marxists and their loony leftist lackies in charge of intelligence and national security.

Are y'all kidding me? Anyone who thinks that the priority of the Obama administration is to "combat" terrorism isn't really paying attention. Or just doesn't care.

Their priorities are combating the CIA for fracks sake. Their priority is diminishing the US military.

How long has Nancy Pelosi been calling the CIA liars. How long have Democrats accused the CIA of plotting against them? How long has the Democrat Black Caucus been at war with the CIA.

Their priority is "understanding" the terrorists. Their priority is NOT a true national defense against these terrorists.

You can't spend all year threatening the CIA with prosecution and worse, then turn around and play all dumb when intelligence falls apart.

Excuse my French but these Democrats are lying effing scum.

Oh the President is all so somber when 8 CIA agents are blown apart.

He goes on TV, reads the Teleprompter with the instruction in parentheses LOOK SAD & SOMBER.

BUT this is the same President rabidly intent (via his crazy commie A.G. Holder), to humiliate the CIA in front of the world in some sort of show trial.

So Ms Napolitano, President Obama (and Democrats in congress) stop pissing on people and telling them its raining. It just won't wash.

Olbermann comes up short in book sales, and other things

2009-11-29T10:32:00.009Z

MSNBC's Countdown To No Ratings star, Keith Olbermann has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservatives. This has long since passed over into psychotic stalking that is quite funny, and yet, disturbing at the same time.

His latest psychosis is focused like a moonbat-beam onto the excellent Sarah Palin and her autobiography slash memoir Going Rogue.

Now last week, Keithy spend much of his daily on-air psycho-therapy sessions Going Nuts, (what else is new?) alongside his carefully selected and assorted lefty loons. They are all bitter and twisted over the immense numbers of books Sarah Palin sold in the first few days.

As that was close to a million, this is driving Olberwomann, and his mindless myopic minions, CRAZY. Batshit crazy is the correct clinical definition.

So let's do a little Amazon sales comparison FACT CHECKING into the size of Keith's own written oevre. Ladies and gentlemen, it's NOT a pretty sight.

Sorry Keith, but your "girlfriends by the hour" are lying to you: size really does matter.

If You're Scoring at Home..or Even If You're Alone (Paperback)
~ Keith Olberman (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,296,874

I'll write that: this dreck is ranked in the SEVEN point THREE MILLIONTH least popular. Consider that Olbermann fact: there are 7,296,873 books ABOVE him in sales. WOW. Who knew they went that LOW?

And talk about cheap cover price, you can pick up this next little beauty on Amazon for: 45 new from $0.74; 35 used from $0.01.

The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders (Paperback)
~ Keith Olbermann (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #110,451

Just keep on digging that author's hole Keith...

Truth and Consequences: Special Comments on the Bush Administration's War on American Values (Hardcover)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #151,962

Ain't dat da truth Keithy? And the consequence for you is game, set and book sales Sarah Palin.

Giggling Couric curries favor in Twitterhead community

2009-11-29T10:24:00.005Z

Apparently Katie Couric spent last week's entire state dinner, attended by the Indian Prime Minister, tweeting.

She actually reproduces some on her twitter page: Katie Couric's Inane Twitterings!

Here are a few examples of her incisive copy:

My recap of state dinner: Lots of saris, beautiful orchids, Mrs. O looked amazing! Seemed 2 ft taller than wife of India PM.

Prez looked tired from China, tablecloths were deep celadon, lots of dresses in sea foam green for whatever reason…

Jennifer Hudson was spectacular…she sang somewhere – wish I could sing like her, she’s sick!

However I can exclusively reveal more Katie Couric White House Tweets (WHeets) have been uncovered...

WTF!!! Feel so embarrassed for Indian PM. Has big red dot on forehead (lipstick???) and no one told him. LOL, funny really.

Shared table with v.funny sexy star of stage/screen Nathan Lane. Why hasn't some gorgeous female snapped him up for marriage. V. odd.

Mmmmm... just discovered America's next food fad: CURRY. How come this delight has been kept secret. WUWT!!!Must invest in curry mine.

Is she the modern day Dr. Johnson, or what? A woman of few letters, indeed.

Obama also wins the No-Ideas Prize

2009-10-10T10:06:00.002+01:00

TOP NINE REASONS WHY OBAMA WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

9. He looks better in a commie red Speedo than Hugo Chavez.

8. He visited Norway once in 1982, on his way back from Pakistan.

7. Most of the Committee wanted to have sex with him, except Sven who's into hot Norwegian goats.

6. His name begins with “O”... just like Oslo.

5. He hadn't personally ordered the hit on 3 teenaged Somali pirates by February 1st.

4. Michelle threatened to visit each committee member at 4am to arm wrestle and “discuss” stuff.

3. He was recommended by his good terrorist friend Bill Ayers.

2. Those missiles Obama moved out of Poland? Now pointing directly at Oslo.

1. In Norwegian, the word “Peace” means Putz.

Obama: Now appearing on a TV near you!

2009-09-19T10:44:00.003+01:00

When voters went to the polls last year, who knew they were voting in a Narcissist-in-Chief?

Well, most conservatives for many. It's a cliche that the rich and famous become mad when they start to believe their own publicity.

Obama is merely a brand. From Day 1 he has been marketed and sold as a brand.

And as a brand, his people have surrendered to the siren Coca Cola strategy -- never let up, never become invisible.

But the real thing about coke is this -- many people LIKE a cold caffeine imbued drink daily.

The constant advertising is to make sure they choose Coca-Cola as opposed to... that other brand.

In other words, you can only sell something people are interested in buying. And no amount of exposure is going to turn that around.

Continuing Obama's really SMART strategy of appearing on TV 24/7/365, his schedule for the rest of next week includes PRODUCT PLACEMENT guest appearances in...

HOUSE -- Locked up in the nut house, House's life can't get any worse until he finds he's under the care of a certain "Dr Obama." But is he hallucinating?

FRINGE -- Returning from the alternate universe where the twin towers are still standing, Special Agent Olivia Dunham is partnered with a cool black guy who bears a striking resemblence to a certain black President.

MAD MEN -- When the non-speaking black elevator guy leaves for Selma, his cool cousin Barack from Chicago steps in to push those white buttons.

FAMILY GUY -- Stewie is given a "Grow Your Own Obama" kit. Imagine his surprise when the actual Presdient appears and gets the hots for his white cartoon mom.

TRUE BLOOD -- The fey gay, vamp-blood supplying Lafeyette discovers his internet pen pal is none other than Barack Obama.

Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Are you sure?

Paging Dr. Strangebiden

2009-09-18T11:47:00.002+01:00

Well I have to say I am relieved. Joe Biden says Iran is no threat to the US!

Phew, y'know I was really worried for a while, but thank goodness G.I. Joe* is on the job.

On CNN, the Vice President refused to confirm that the George W. Bush-era plan was being shelved.

But he did explain the logic of doing so, saying Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.

“I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat,” he told CNN’s Chris Lawrence in Baghdad, where he is on a brief trip.

Following his appearance on CNN, he went into his bunker to watch his favorite movie:

Vice President Dr Strangebiden: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Iranian Bomb.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room...

*G.I. = Generally Ignorant.

Papa Doc Obama gets First Lady opinion

2009-09-18T11:33:00.005+01:00

According to Politico Michelle Obama turns to health care.

Great. Florence Nightingobama is on the job. And that worked out so well for another First Lady.

"Hey nurse Nightingobama, there's a break in my leg."

"Hey schlub, thanks to my hubby's fabulous Obamacare there's 50 people in the line before we get to you. Here's an aspirin. Come back next week.

el Presidente Papa Doc Obamaier

2009-08-16T13:28:00.005+01:00

el Presidente Papa Doc Obama lies so routinely it's almost humorous. Listen how Lee Rodgers (host of the Bay Area's top-rated KSFO radio show) demolishes one of Obama's most spectacular lies.

As many of us said at the time, Obama's election campaign was the most dishonest presentation since Rock Hudson spent a career pretending to be the Lady's Man, Lady's Man.

Just how much he lied is revealed almost daily to a dishonest Government Controlled Media that could care less.

In his radio broadcast from Tueday, August 11, 2009, Lee plays numerous clips of Papa Doc blah blahing that all healthcare NEGOTIATIONS (sic), normally done behind closed doors, will be BROADCAST LIVE ON C-SPAN.

He said it over and over. How's that all working out?

Lee Rodgers Speaks Truth to Power Liars

Criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

2009-06-13T14:50:00.002+01:00

Did you know that criticizing Obama is a GATEWAY THUG...

Just say NO kids. Say NO to calling Obama a Socialist, or a Marxist.

This is how it starts. You meet up with a few friends to worship Obama, then somebody says:

"Hey dude, toke on this MP3 of Limbaugh calling our hip leader a socialist who wants to steal your liberties and turn you into a government contolled slave..."

Sounds harmless doesn't it. Cool, rebellious even. But what you don't realize is that these conservative opinions are what experts call a Gateway Thug.

Pretty soon you'll want a bigger high -- you may tune into Mark Levin and hear an intellectual dismantling of the left's assualt on the US Constitution.

It's just a short step to back alleys with extremist dealers main-lining murderous intent as a crazed gunman who wants to kill all Jews and Jeanine Garofalo.

And it all starts with what you think of as "soft" criticism of our President (PBUH)..

DON'T DO IT LITTLE DUDES. JUST SAY NO TO CRITICIZING OBAMA.

Paul Krugman... What you see is what you get:Damn Ugly.

2009-06-13T12:10:00.005+01:00

Paul Krugman is paid by the New York Times to write barely literate gibberish. So it was nice to see Krugman in full Goebbels rant-mode in his June 11, 2009 hit piece of extremist hate speech.

Boy is Krugman down with the hate for conservatives. Apparently Krugman thinks the Jew hating lunatic who murdered a guard at the Washington Holocaust Museum was motivated by, amongst others, Fox News.

How apt Paul the K is wearing his brown suit in his NYT photo -- goes very nicely with his brown-shirts posting in support.

They're the hate-filled goons obsessed with Fox News. It's really an unhealthy pathology with them. They just cannot stand the fact that there is a reality based news alternative to the 24/7/52 State Controlled Media.

As usual, Krugman also never lets reality and/or facts get in the way of his penchant for hate-write.

Facts like these:

Von Brunn is a Christian hating, Jew hating, anti-capitalist nutjob who is also a conspiracy nut 9/11 Troofer.

Sounds just a bit like Krugman. And his brown shirts. Now none of this is a secret. It's on Von Brunn's website. But Paul the K doesn't let pesky little inconvenient truths get in the way of his seething hatred for all things vaguely "right" including "conservatives."

So just for the ever-ignorant Krugman let's emphasize:

#1. Von Brunn was a 9/11 troofer. Rather like many of the posters ay the NYT he thinks George Bush was behind the murder of 3000 people on September 11, 2001.

How do we know this: Because he writes in an online petition: "many grave and still unresolved crimes were committed by US officials prior to, during and after the events of 9/11″

Who sponsored the petition and why?

That would be 911Truth.org which boasts that it exists to, among other things, “...expose the official lies and cover-up surrounding the events of September 11th, 2001 in a way that inspires the people to overcome denial and understand the truth; namely, that elements within the US government and covert policy apparatus must have orchestrated or participated in the execution of the attacks for these to have happened in the way that they did.”, according to its website.

Oh yeah -- they SOUND like Reagan conservatives alright.

#2. In fact, Von Brunn is a socialist who has publically stated his hatred of both Presidents Bush and other “neo-cons.” Hey you know who else hated them? Well Krugman for one. And Krugman's acolytes, of course, who also hate the Bushes. And "neo-cons."

There's also a rather famous NYT writer who also hates "neo-cons." Oh yeah, that would be Paul Krugman. Neo-con!!! It's code for Jew doncha know.

#3. Von Brunn's writings reveal a vicious hatred of big corporations that is indistinguishable from that of the lunatic fringe "anti-globalization" activists. You know, the masked thugs who regularly attack the cops and destroy city blocks every time the IMF or the G-8, 15, 20, whatever comes to town. You know, just like so many of the neo-comms posting at The NYT.

Yep, they sound very conservative influenced.

#4 Like so many Fundamentalist Leftists who are Christian haters, Von Brunn is also a Christophobe.

He writes of Christianity...(and these are his caps, by the way.) "These dangerous, imbecilic, concepts, tenets, and teachings, often treasonous, DESTROYED the Roman Empire and drenched the soil of Europe with Aryan blood for almost 2000 years!

The Big Lie technique, employed by Paul to create the CHRISTIAN RELIGION, also was used to create the HOLOCAUST RELIGION … CHRISTIANITY AND THE HOLOCAUST are HOAXES."

Talking about BIG LIES -- wasn't the technique perfected by Josef Goebbels? Why, yes it was. It seems he has an able student in Paul Krugman.

DON'T PANIC! Government will save internet. LOL.

2009-04-30T18:35:00.004+01:00

Fox News reports that the Internet will soon have to be rationed. It won't happen till 2012 though!

That means Amercans will get plenty of time to get used to rationing via Obama's Fannie Mae National Heathcare System when you'll be waiting months for treatment as it's "rationed".

Internet users face regular "brownouts" that will freeze their computers as capacity runs out in cyberspace, according to research to be published later this year.

Experts predict that consumer demand, already growing at 60 percent a year, will start to exceed supply as early as 2010 because of more people working online and the soaring popularity of bandwidth-hungry Web sites such as YouTube and services such as the BBC's iPlayer. It will initially lead to computers being disrupted and going offline for several minutes at a time. Beginning in 2012, however, PCs and laptops are likely to operate at a much reduced speed, rendering the Internet an "unreliable toy."

DON'T PANIC... and note the big friendly letters!

Clearly the government should step in and save us all from Twitter Twilight and Blog Braindeath.

Bureaucrats are so good at innovation and "smart" ideas. In fact, everything the Obamapparatchiks do is so so smart.

Obama need to appoint a Web Czar and a committee to save the day. NOW.

It should be called the...Web And Networks Key Enterprise Research Sub-committee...WANKERS for short.

Janet Napoli-nutso...The DHS's Woman Caused Disaster

2009-04-15T16:31:00.002+01:00

Every organization has its whack-jobs -- just look at Obama administration, though it's easier to spot the few sane people.

Just to name one crazy, how about Janet Napolitano? Recently she made an ass of asses of herself as part of Obama's Debase The English Language Program.

SPIEGEL: Madame Secretary, in your first testimony to the US Congress as Homeland Security Secretary you never mentioned the word "terrorism." Does Islamist terrorism suddenly no longer pose a threat to your country?

Napolitano: I presume there is always a threat from terrorism... although I did not use the word "terrorism," I referred to "man-caused" disasters.... but it demonstrates that we want to move away from the politics of fear toward a policy of being prepared for all risks that can occur.

Oh really? I checked Janet Napoli-nutso's 10 page DHS document smearing any conservative who opposes the Obama administration.

It uses the word TERRORIST/TERRORISM 15 times, including these two...

PAGE 3: The DHS/Office of Intelligence and Analysis (I&A) has no specific information that domestic rightwing* terrorists are currently planning acts of violence,

PAGE 2: The information is provided to federal, state, local, and tribal counterterrorism and law enforcement officials so they may effectively deter, prevent, preempt, or respond to terrorist attacks against the United States.

Then there this classic doozy which started as part of the Clinton administration's vast-right wing conspiracy against their divine right to rule.

During the 1990s, these issues contributed to the growth in the number of domestic rightwing terrorist groups...

But to be accurate, surely she means: DOMESTIC RIGHTWING MAN CAUSED DISASTER GROUPS?

And no offense, but doesn't Napolitano look like a Tranny Caused Disaster?

Ron Howard cracks Da Dummy Code

2009-04-11T12:21:00.006+01:00

The incredibly rich Hollywood Director Ron Howard took time out of his busy schedule promoting his follow up to his truly bad movie The Da Vinci Code. He wanted to give us the accumulated wisdom he's gleaned from so-called "Europeans."

Apparently Howard The Duck could have been the warm up act for President Obama's recent Blame and Apologize For America Tour

Appearing with Bill Maher (the man who puts mentally ill into mentally ill-informed putz) Ducky has a problem with America being:

1. A Superpower. Hates it.
2. Exporting democracy. Hates democracy.
3. The US military. Hates the military. (That explains the Alamo -- his crappy movie, not the heroic defense.)
4. Being bloated. Yeah, no idea what that means either.

It seems Howard the Duck is a "progressive." A term which goes back to President Woodrow Wilson, 1914-21 (America's first quasi-socialist President).

“Progressive” is now Marxist code for the cult of a reactionary, regressive political movement best described as COLLECTIVIST TOTALITARIANISM of varying pinkist to red hues: from the soft tyranny of the control freak Stateist; to the tyrannical dictatorship supporting the cult of the great leader.

These ideas are at least 200 years old. Communism, socialism, fascism, Marxism, welfare stateism, National Socialism, Nazism. Been there, done that, nothing new to see here. You can't make an omlet without murdering tens of millions.

To back up his supine positions, Ducky claims that:

"I've actually spent a lot more time in Europe and working with crew members and actors and understanding how they live and how they think and they grow up."

I guess he means BRITISH CREWS -- certainly for The Da Vinci Code, and other movies he shot over on Blighty sound stages.

In that case, I can confidently riposte that he's a deluded idiot when it come to the "working-class" types who work as Grips, Clapperboard holders, Foleys, Set Builders, et al on British sound stages and on location.

(And yes, I do vaguely know what I'm talking about, being a working-class lad who once wrote a TV ad which was shot at the famous Shepperton Studios.)

Although heavily unionized, these guys (invariably men) are typical "working class" Tories (conservative). The older ones, back in the conservative day, voted for Maggie Thatcher to a man.

If he really understood the British movie crews, he'd know they don't think of themselves as "European" for starters

If he really talked to them, he'd hear their talk about how the UK is being ruined by socialists. How an orgy of unrestrained immigration into a country slightly smaller than Oregon was destroying their national identity. How crime was out of control. How their taxes were going through the roof. How the country was dissolving into irrelevancy.

Oh -- you'd have thought little stuff like that may have resonated around that empty noggin.

The SUPER-RICH actors, on the other hand. Well, they love Obama. They love socialist high taxes. Mainly because they employ bigtime lawyers and accountants to move heaven, earth and countries, so as not to pay their share of high taxes. Good gig huh?

Oh and Ron -- do you REALLY think that some lowly stagehand is going to "argue" with the boss about "politics"? I'm thinking they do what all those who know which side their bread is buttered... they just nod and mutter "whatever you say, guv."

This is Pauline Kael Syndrome -- the celebrated dimwit who was shocked I tells ya, that Nixon won because she didn't know anyone on the Upper East Side who voted for Tricky Dicky, dahlink!

What a elitist jerk Howard is, to even mouth this rubbish.

When filming in Pinewood for months, did Ducky invite any of his crew to those swanky dinner parties in some billionaire's mansion in the elite Buckinghamshire countryside?

Did he swap bon-mots with Tom and Sir Ian, whilst taking oysters and champers at The Ivy -- haunt of the rich and famous? Did the Duckster chat amiably over a late supper with the Camera Gate Checker at Pierre Marco White's latest super-exclusive Chelsea eaterie?

Err, probably not. The thing I loath most about Howard is not his utter ignorance. It's his arrogant assumption that his "crew" thinks like he does. Then amazingly, he "suddenly" finds that European liberal elites think just like him. Whoopsy-do! Who knew they were all champagne socialists-- just like HIM!

Fortunately "actors" in Europe, such as Sir Ian McKellan (big shill for the British Labor Party), educated him in the benefits of their Nationalized Health Service. Not that McKellan uses the British crappy socialist healthcare system personally, doncha know. He’s RICH. Where’s my pitchfork?

Not that Howard will be using Obama's Fannie Mae Healthcare System planned for America. How very progressive of you, Ron Howard The Duck.

Yo Ho Ho... And a bottle of dumb

2009-04-10T17:54:00.005+01:00

Have you thought of the laughable absurdity of this:

There's a small lifeboat, 4 Muslims armed with AK-47s and one captive, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by US Warships...

And the President of the United States sends in... (DRUM ROLL) an FBI negotiator.

God almighty.

Now, anyone care to muse why that gutsy Captain, who tried to escape, wasn't immediately grabbed up by covert Seal Teams within ear shot of that life boat?

Orders from el Presidente, maybe?

Meanwhile Senator John Kerry (D) (who served in Vietnam, by the way) is to hold SENATE PIRATE HEARINGS...

Provisional List of Witnessses

Johnny Depp
Long John Silver
Jim Hawkins
Captain Hook
Peter Pan
Blackbeard

C-Span in alliance with Arrr-Span and Pirate Radio is expected to cover the whole proceedings live next Monday thru Thursday.

Meanwhile the smartest, handsomest, bravest and buffest man who ever lived, everer -- President Obama is boning up on the subject by reading Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island, J.M. Barrie's Peter Pan; and taking a fact-finding trip on Airforce One to Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride

REALITY:
Here's what I don't understand about the whole "pirate" thing under the Obama administration.

Hillary Clinton has emphasized that this is a "criminal matter."

Okay -- then how can the Obama administration use the US military to settle any criminal act?

In "criminal" acts, doesn't the Justice Department have to follow certain procedures.

1. Miranda rights?

2. Legal protections for the "criminals," such as chain of evidence?

3. Prosecution of any Marines for any action that violates their "rights." Hell they've prosecuted US troops for killing terrorists in a war zone.

Oh well, when it's all resolved, I expect the President to give us another Obowa.

Coming soon to a TV near you...The Obowa

2009-04-06T19:02:00.003+01:00

Anyone surprised that it's Obamamateur Night Out all over: DVDs, Royal wePods from Cosco.

Statecraft protocol has been established over the centuries to avoid insulting the leaders of other countries. Provoking wars, and other of life's little unpleasantnesses.

You know... you meet the King of Togo, mistake his wife for his lunch, and before you know it, bows and arrows are being deployed.

Obama is the head of state. When he meets other heads of state he meets an equal, no matter how big, small, significant or insignificant the state in question.

It's long-established protocol. Doesn't change, despite Obama's hopey-changey-feely PR generated childish idiocy.

So what to make of President Obama when he bows low to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia at the G(od-awful)-20?

Well it's easy. You do not bow to an equal, even if they are a monarch. Did he bow to the Queen of England as he handed over the $200 iPod a staffer picked up on eBay for a snip? A calculated sly insult, if ever there was one.

Well, I missed that bow. But she accepted the regifting with good grace--even though she isn't an insomniac, for which his pre-loaded collected speeches would have been the perfect cure.

Here's the fact: It's a shameful act of subservience for the head of state of the United States to bow to any other head of state.

I don't believe career staffers at the State Department don't know this. That's absurd.

This is so weird that I can't even fathom what's going on. Arrogant, distainful and dismissive know-nothing know-it-all at home. Apologizing, crawling, bowing world-class know-nothing abroad.

I'm a carbon-based lifeform... so screw you eco-loon!

2009-04-04T15:13:00.003+01:00

Thank God for CARBON DIOXIDE.

This colorless, odorless gas (known as Dry Ice in its solid form) is essential for life on earth.

That is why, of course, the vast abundance of this essential atmospheric gas (96%) is produced naturally by Mother Earth -- or Gaia, as some ecoloons insist on calling her.

Even though in itself, CO2 is an infinitesimal part per million of the atmosphere, is it vital for the growth of all plants and vegetation, and for sustaining life on earth for all species.

Simply put, the more Carbon Dioxide, the lusher and healthier the vegetation.

JACK: Thanks for all the great work CO2.

CO2: You're welcome Jack! My Pleasure!

JACK: When's Carbon Dioxide Day?

CO2: Dunno Jack. But sounds like a great idea. Organize it.

JACK: I will.

CO2: Well alright then.

Obama gets his priorities right

2009-03-23T18:14:00.002Z

NO-CLASS PROJECT:

March 25, 2009

11.00-12.00
Visit the Hollywood set of hit TV series Dirty Sexy Money. Nice.

12.00-12.45
Get autographs from Peter Krause (loved him in Six Feet Over) and Donald Sutherland who rocks in 24, though I disagree with torture.

13.00-15.00
Hit the gym with secret service spotting weights for moi. What is it about sweaty, muscled men that brings out innocent back-slapping comaraderie.

15.00-17.00
Pickup basketball game with Cabinet. Yo -- am gonna kick that ballerina Emmanuel's pinky ass.

18.00-19.30
Meet with Teleprompter to receive next day's strategy. He's gotten his own blog, and is getting a bit big-headed.

20.00-22.00
Guest judge on American Idol. Might wear T-Shirt to show I'm more ripped than that very manly British dude.

JACK CAFFERTY: WORKING HIS RACIST TAIL OFF

2009-03-18T00:48:00.003Z

Sometimes you just have to thank liberals for pointing out the obvious.

Until recently I would never have seen this, but by using the liberal special RACISM DECODER RING, all this racism becomes clear.

Let's take CNN's Jack Cafferty as a for instance.

On The Situation Room (3/17/09) Cafferty says:

“Whether it’s creating commissions for women and girls, ordering the investigation of President Bush’s use of signing statements, or jamming a huge stimulus package through Congress, the man is working his tail off."

Okay let's get past the risible, childish prattle about creating commissions for females. Jack oh Jack, that's the oldest trick in the book when politicians want to appear to be doing something instead of the bugger all that's actually going on.

No, I'm more interested in RACISM. The left's top obsession alongside sex and queers. (And YES one of my best friends is of the homosexual persuasion.)

Cafferty says on air that Obama is... "working his tail off."

Pretty innocent right? WRONG!

So Cafferty is saying that an African-American President has a "tail."

You know who else has a tail? A monkey.

So basically, isn't Cafferty really comparing the President to a monkey, with all the racial history that entails, no pun intended.

Now I know some of you conservatives may think come on Jack, that's nuts. Crazy talk.

But if the left teaches us ANYTHING, it's that you can see racism everywhere, if you really, really try.

Y'all have a good maccaca day now.

THE MOUSE THAT BORED

2009-03-15T15:34:00.006Z

So the Lamey Show’s Jon Stewart (and his 100 pathologically unfunny writers) goes after a silly cable TV guy for lame stock picks; all watched by an audience smaller than the men in Larry Craig's bathroom.

Well let’s look at Stewart’s TWO YEAR, DAY IN DAY OUT STOCK PICK…

Barack Obama.

Mmmm, putting on stoopid unfunny Stewart face…

Yes… yes Jon… you’ve spent the past two years pushing your failed stock pick: Obama. Sucking up, defending, carrying his urine, attacking conservatives.

So when somebody in the televised media has the effrontery to go after YOUR stock pick…

Well then, that cannot be allowed to stand, can it… Mr Eff You?

Isn’t THAT the real reason for your week long assault on a fairly unknown CNBC cable guy?

Like the vast majority of the whole of America, the only Kramer I've ever heard of is a fictional character in a show about nothing. (Rather like your show.)

But I am sure this Cramer runs a disclaimer at the end of his show emphasizing that his opinions are his own; and that you should not buy stocks and shares without taking independent advice from a financial expert.

Though you have to ask: who in their right mind buys stock on the advice of a guy on a cable TV show? A man whose shtick seems to consist of be hopping around like a nutjob. I'd rather take advice from George Kostanza.

Of course, there is a whole cult of people who invested in a guy who redefines cool-dumb down. These Loony Obamatoons all based their pick on relentless stock advice on the Democrat shilled Networks, and on cable TV shows like the Lamey Show.

Thanks Stewart. You did your small bit (audience 1.4 million) to get Obama selected, thus irrefutably proving my clever observation that in the Obama administration: DUMB IS THE NEW SMART.

Unfortunately the whole world has to suffer for that piss-poor stock pick.