Media liberals stroke themselves in barely viewed echo chamber

Newsbusters has a nice reveal on one Lizz Winstead. Lizz Who...stead, I hear you moan? Who she? More reveal later.

Talking to Joy Behar about Glenn Beck la Winstead whined:

"He should be institutionalized... First of all Glenn Beck, why is he even on television? I think it's somehow abusive to have Glenn Beck on TV because he seems mentally unstable."

Mentally unstable? Isn't that Behar and her former side-nutbag O'Donnell? Isn't that the nut calling the kettle mental?

But I digress. You gotta laugh. Lizz Whinestead, notice the two zees in Lizz. She's not your ususal boring ONE zee kinda gal. Nosireeebob.

This is what Lizz with a two Zee writes about herself. Ego? Much! Mentally unstable? You decide. Then deride.

IMDBPro Biography
As a co-creator and former head writer of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," and Co-founder of Air America Radio; Lizz Winstead has emerged as a critically acclaimed political writer and producer. As a performer, Winstead brought her political wit to "The Daily Show" as a Correspondent and later to the radio waves co-hosting "Unfiltered," Air America Radio's mid morning show with citizen of the world and Hip Hop legend Chuck D, and political big brain Rachel Maddow.

Lizz' comedic talents have been recognized in Entertainment Weekly's 100 most Creative People issue and she was nominated Best Female Club Performer by The American Comedy Awards and has appeared numerous times on television including HBO's "Women of the Night", "The US Comedy Arts Festival" in Aspen, "Comedy Central Presents.." and too many basic cable stand-up shows and VH-1 "50 Greatest This" and "100 Greatest That's" to mention....

Lizz is writing, producing and staring in "Wake Up World" an Off Broadway and web show in NYC that satirizes all of our beloved morning shows. Winstead continues touring the country doing stand-up and is a regular contributor on "The Ed Show" on MSNBC. Written by: Lizz Winstead

Obama presidency unexpectedly* fails

By Melissa Shill and Melvin Hack
AP Political Writers
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Obama's poll numbers unexpectedly fell again this month, despite forecasts from experts that his socialist policies would soon prove wildly popular, like his Venezuelan comrade President Hugo Chavez.

This news follows an unexpectedly unpopular first year for Obama following his massive landslide victory in the November 2009 election.

Many experts in the media predicted that this would pave the way for the full implementation of Mr Obama's centrist policies. As expected Mr Obama blamed his predecessor, President Bush, for his unexpected failures.

*It has become a running joke amongst conservatives that the State Controlled Media, as epitomized by the AP, runs story after story on government produced monthly/yearly statistics on unemployment, economic growth, et al, where the results are always "unexpected.

Frank Rich is a big fat ugly toad. Dumb too.

STOP THE PRESS...

Frank Rick is a British born Theater Critic, and old round big fat toad. Who cares, you ask? No one. Until he calls genuine American military hero "unpatriotic."

How brave of Frank Rich. I'd show photographic proof of his genuinely big fat ugly toad face, but I don't wish to offend sensitive readers.

Writing in the New York Times (1/31/10) in his usual style of socialist Manhattenite-elite pig-ignorance, Rich spluttered that:

John McCain epitomizes the unpatriotic opposition.

Of course, for Rich, any opposition to Obama is unpatriotic.

Well, you know Frank is such a hero. Really. He has been awarded a Queen's Medal for Sitting on his Arse. Who the queen was, I have no idea. But you get my drift.

Once, in the 1970s he had to sit through Endgame on the really uncomfortable seats at the Royal Court, London.

Now sitting through any Sam Beckett play is heroic to my mind, having done so a couple of times. But Rich had to seat in ... the cheap enemy seats right next to the smelly public and plebs!!!

Now that's heroic.

And when the character Hamm accidentally kicked some sand from the stage, it went right in Rich's eye.

Of course, being a theaterophile, Rich sat stoically for an hour until the play ended. Then, and only then, did he call on his man-servant Dick to remove the offending mini-mote from his eye. Now that takes real guts. Not some fake scheme to become famous like the glory hungry Audie Murphy.

And again heroic. Far more so than being chained and beaten in the Hanoi Hilton for six years. Like that fraud John McCain.

So arise Sir Frank Rich -- knight of some queen.

The madness of King Georgy Boy

On the January 18, 2010, edition of ABC's Good Morning America, a panicked George Stephanopoulos whined to White House correspondent Jake Tapper:

“You have top Democrats like Barney Frank of Massachusetts who said flatly if Martha Coakley, the Democrat, loses, health care is dead. So what kind of planning is the White House doing right now for backup? What's their Plan B?”

Plan 9 From Outta Ya Mind... written and directed by Obama Woodenhead.

That's the Obama plan.

If the Glover don't fit, you can convict... of stupidity.

One of my favorite luvvie* lefty loons is Danny Glover. There isn't a commie thug dictator this supreme oaf doen't have a hard on for.

Usually it is impossible to parody the inanities that tumble from his mouth when he's off-script; but even Danny Boy surpassed himself when opining about the Haiti earthquake being caused by GLOBAL WARMING!

Glover told an GRITtv (who they? Ed.) that it could have happened to any of the Caribbean island nations, quote:

"I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happened to Haiti is the threat that could happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know. They're all in peril because of global warming, they're all in peril because of climate change and all of this....

When we look back at what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? But we have to act now."

"You know what I'm saying?" Err, no actually... I have no idea what you are saying.  But for your minor amusement here are the:

TOP NINE THINGS DANNY GLOVER ALSO BLAMES ON GLOBAL WARMING
9. Carrot Top.
8. Conan O'Brien losing the Tonight Show.
7. Erectile Dysfunction in his best "friend".
6. The failure of socialism and communism wherever they have been imposed.
5. Rosie O'Donnell's increasing weight.
4. Obama's cratering poll numbers.
3. The current freezing cold weather all over the planet.
2. The reason he can't get a cab to stop for him in New York.That... and him being batpoop crazy, of course!
1. The death of his acting career.

*Luvvie is the mocking British slang for actors.

Swiss Cheese For Brains: Full Of Holes

No doubt you caught last Saturday’s CBS Evening News? Anchor Jeff Glor teased a story on Switzerland’s crypto-socialist health care system by wondering: "Could Switzerland’s health care be a model for America?"

He later introduced the segment by claiming that the Swiss system could be "a glimpse of what the U.S. health care system of the future might look like."

Sure, can't see any reason whatsover why the Swiss plan shouldn't work perfectly in the United States.

Well, maybe except for this teensie-weensie small problem. So tiny it's hardly worth mentioning really..

SWITZERLAND
Area
Total: 41,277 sq km
Area - comparative:
slightly less than twice the size of New Jersey

Population
7,604,467 (July 2009 est.)

UNITED STATES
Area
Total: 9,826,675 sq km

Population:
307,212,123 (July 2009 est.)

But you know what else the Swiss are famous for? The Cuckoo Clock.

And that's exactly what this idiotic idea from CBS is: CUCKOO.

The Obama System Works As Intended

Remember when Janet Napolitano went on TV to proudly announce that a gung-ho Scott Beamer inspired Dutch passenger managing to subdue the Crotch bomber, and his exploding panties, proved that the system worked?

Then following universal derision, the day after went back on TV to say the system didn't work.

Well I'm here to tell you that Napolitano's FIRST statement that "the system worked" was CORRECT.

The Obama system, that is. It worked beautifully, and as intended. That is: incompetent, myopic and amateur.

This is exactly the type of result (and worse) to expect with crypto-Marxists and their loony leftist lackies in charge of intelligence and national security.

Are y'all kidding me? Anyone who thinks that the priority of the Obama administration is to "combat" terrorism isn't really paying attention. Or just doesn't care.

Their priorities are combating the CIA for fracks sake. Their priority is diminishing the US military.

How long has Nancy Pelosi been calling the CIA liars. How long have Democrats accused the CIA of plotting against them? How long has the Democrat Black Caucus been at war with the CIA.

Their priority is "understanding" the terrorists. Their priority is NOT a true national defense against these terrorists.

You can't spend all year threatening the CIA with prosecution and worse, then turn around and play all dumb when intelligence falls apart.

Excuse my French but these Democrats are lying effing scum.

Oh the President is all so somber when 8 CIA agents are blown apart.

He goes on TV, reads the Teleprompter with the instruction in parentheses LOOK SAD & SOMBER.

BUT this is the same President rabidly intent (via his crazy commie A.G. Holder), to humiliate the CIA in front of the world in some sort of show trial.

So Ms Napolitano, President Obama (and Democrats in congress) stop pissing on people and telling them its raining. It just won't wash.

Olbermann comes up short in book sales, and other things

MSNBC's Countdown To No Ratings star, Keith Olbermann has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservatives. This has long since passed over into psychotic stalking that is quite funny, and yet, disturbing at the same time.

His latest psychosis is focused like a moonbat-beam onto the excellent Sarah Palin and her autobiography slash memoir Going Rogue.

Now last week, Keithy spend much of his daily on-air psycho-therapy sessions Going Nuts, (what else is new?) alongside his carefully selected and assorted lefty loons. They are all bitter and twisted over the immense numbers of books Sarah Palin sold in the first few days.

As that was close to a million, this is driving Olberwomann, and his mindless myopic minions, CRAZY. Batshit crazy is the correct clinical definition.

So let's do a little Amazon sales comparison FACT CHECKING into the size of Keith's own written oevre. Ladies and gentlemen, it's NOT a pretty sight.

Sorry Keith, but your "girlfriends by the hour" are lying to you: size really does matter.

If You're Scoring at Home..or Even If You're Alone (Paperback)
~ Keith Olberman (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #7,296,874

I'll write that: this dreck is ranked in the SEVEN point THREE MILLIONTH least popular. Consider that Olbermann fact: there are 7,296,873 books ABOVE him in sales. WOW. Who knew they went that LOW?

And talk about cheap cover price, you can pick up this next little beauty on Amazon for: 45 new from $0.74; 35 used from $0.01.

The Worst Person In the World: And 202 Strong Contenders (Paperback)
~ Keith Olbermann (Author) (SIC)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #110,451

Just keep on digging that author's hole Keith...

Truth and Consequences: Special Comments on the Bush Administration's War on American Values (Hardcover)
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #151,962

Ain't dat da truth Keithy? And the consequence for you is game, set and book sales Sarah Palin.

Giggling Couric curries favor in Twitterhead community

Apparently Katie Couric spent last week's entire state dinner, attended by the Indian Prime Minister, tweeting.

She actually reproduces some on her twitter page: Katie Couric's Inane Twitterings!

Here are a few examples of her incisive copy:

My recap of state dinner: Lots of saris, beautiful orchids, Mrs. O looked amazing! Seemed 2 ft taller than wife of India PM.

Prez looked tired from China, tablecloths were deep celadon, lots of dresses in sea foam green for whatever reason…

Jennifer Hudson was spectacular…she sang somewhere – wish I could sing like her, she’s sick!

However I can exclusively reveal more Katie Couric White House Tweets (WHeets) have been uncovered...

WTF!!! Feel so embarrassed for Indian PM. Has big red dot on forehead (lipstick???) and no one told him. LOL, funny really.

Shared table with v.funny sexy star of stage/screen Nathan Lane. Why hasn't some gorgeous female snapped him up for marriage. V. odd.

Mmmmm... just discovered America's next food fad: CURRY. How come this delight has been kept secret. WUWT!!!Must invest in curry mine.

Is she the modern day Dr. Johnson, or what? A woman of few letters, indeed.

Obama also wins the No-Ideas Prize

TOP NINE REASONS WHY OBAMA WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

9. He looks better in a commie red Speedo than Hugo Chavez.

8. He visited Norway once in 1982, on his way back from Pakistan.

7. Most of the Committee wanted to have sex with him, except Sven who's into hot Norwegian goats.

6. His name begins with “O”... just like Oslo.

5. He hadn't personally ordered the hit on 3 teenaged Somali pirates by February 1st.

4. Michelle threatened to visit each committee member at 4am to arm wrestle and “discuss” stuff.

3. He was recommended by his good terrorist friend Bill Ayers.

2. Those missiles Obama moved out of Poland? Now pointing directly at Oslo.

1. In Norwegian, the word “Peace” means Putz.

Obama: Now appearing on a TV near you!

When voters went to the polls last year, who knew they were voting in a Narcissist-in-Chief?

Well, most conservatives for many. It's a cliche that the rich and famous become mad when they start to believe their own publicity.

Obama is merely a brand. From Day 1 he has been marketed and sold as a brand.

And as a brand, his people have surrendered to the siren Coca Cola strategy -- never let up, never become invisible.

But the real thing about coke is this -- many people LIKE a cold caffeine imbued drink daily.

The constant advertising is to make sure they choose Coca-Cola as opposed to... that other brand.

In other words, you can only sell something people are interested in buying. And no amount of exposure is going to turn that around.

Continuing Obama's really SMART strategy of appearing on TV 24/7/365, his schedule for the rest of next week includes PRODUCT PLACEMENT guest appearances in...

HOUSE -- Locked up in the nut house, House's life can't get any worse until he finds he's under the care of a certain "Dr Obama." But is he hallucinating?

FRINGE -- Returning from the alternate universe where the twin towers are still standing, Special Agent Olivia Dunham is partnered with a cool black guy who bears a striking resemblence to a certain black President.

MAD MEN -- When the non-speaking black elevator guy leaves for Selma, his cool cousin Barack from Chicago steps in to push those white buttons.

FAMILY GUY -- Stewie is given a "Grow Your Own Obama" kit. Imagine his surprise when the actual Presdient appears and gets the hots for his white cartoon mom.

TRUE BLOOD -- The fey gay, vamp-blood supplying Lafeyette discovers his internet pen pal is none other than Barack Obama.

Sounds ridiculous doesn't it? Are you sure?

Paging Dr. Strangebiden

Well I have to say I am relieved. Joe Biden says Iran is no threat to the US!

Phew, y'know I was really worried for a while, but thank goodness G.I. Joe* is on the job.

On CNN, the Vice President refused to confirm that the George W. Bush-era plan was being shelved.

But he did explain the logic of doing so, saying Iran — a key concern for the United States — was not a threat.

“I think we are fully capable and secure dealing with any present or future potential Iranian threat,” he told CNN’s Chris Lawrence in Baghdad, where he is on a brief trip.

Following his appearance on CNN, he went into his bunker to watch his favorite movie:

Vice President Dr Strangebiden: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Iranian Bomb.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the war room...

*G.I. = Generally Ignorant.